squid rape

To lunge at a persons testicles with your foot and quickly pronounce "Squid Rape" while in the middle of a boring conversation.

Bob: So yesterday I had a lunchbox at school and...
you: "SQUID RAPE"
Bob: JESUS MY BALLS!!!!

by blackpowermothafucka March 20, 2007

Squidgy

squidgy is the action of performing aggressive anal with a boy or girl. While this is occurring multiple fluids come into play. These fluids include, saliva, blood, semen, urine, and often tears.

Sam: Hey Ivy would you like to have squidgy with me.

Ivy: yes I would love to have squidgy with you.

by The Chewy G0d October 22, 2019

Squid

An individual lacking moral character; spineless.

"Shorty's a fuckin' squid rat goof!"

by alwayslate January 22, 2009

Colossal Squid

A poorly-understood species of squid even more massive and fearsome than the giant squid. Its tentacles are covered with swiveling hooks in addition to suckers, making it one of the ocean's most formidable predators. It is the only cephalopod species of which the male possesses a penis. Believed to have the largest eyes of any animal.

"Did you hear about that colossal squid carcass they found in Antarctica? It was huge!"

by Penguinjockey December 20, 2006

Squidge

To hug someone enthusiastically and with vigour!

Ooh Kaily is so scrumptious sometimes I just want to squidge her!

by anodenzyme August 19, 2006

Squid In A Blanket

Quite literally, a squid wrapped in a blanket.

Who left this squid in a blanket in my dorm?

by Bacon Steve July 5, 2006

Squid Party

In the popular game splatoon 2, where you either squidbag (This form of squidbagging is not to be a jerk, only to have fun.) and spam booyah over and over, play leapsquid (leapfrog), or swim in circles or spin in circles as a squid or a kid.

"Me and my friends are going to have a squid party soon!"
"Aw hell yeah, I just made a booyah friend and we started a squid party!"

by Dreamcatcher394 July 29, 2018