Spunk Junkie

A man or woman who is so addicted to the smell, and or taste of cum, that they will do almost anything to get it.

Dude! Jennifer is such a Spunk Junkie she tried to rip my pants of when I said I was hard for sluts.

by Gaybearkota November 29, 2011

spunk

To spunk means to ejaculate.

"You appear to have spunked on my face."

by Cranberry pie January 18, 2007

Spunk Trench

the salty trench that is found in the battlefield between the legs of fat women.

well i was about to send my soldiers into her spunk trench but decided i'd prefer a cold beverage

by Funky Ferret May 9, 2006

Spunk Knuckle Duster

When your girlfriend gets spunk all over her knuckles after wanking you off and threatens you in a comical manner with the "spunk knuckle duster".

Girlfriend to boyfriend after wanking him off *she brandishes fist* "I'll punch your face in with my spunk knuckle duster you minger!"

by Freakosaurus April 26, 2011

Spunk pigeon

The spunk pigeon is the act of ejaculating (spunking) into a girls anus or vagina. Preferably anus.

Once the anus of vagina is fully spunked up. You then make your best pigeon stance and peck the spunk out of that little whole.

Ronnie: bruh, took a girl home last night from da club

Gaz: dude, awesome.. did you give her a sweet fucking?

Ronnie: yeah bruh, but she made me do the spunk pigeon.

Gaz: spunk pigeon!? WTF IS DAT BRO?

Ronnie: well I fucked her well and true bruh, but! Bruh.. I came in her ass.. and she made me pretend to be a pigeon and peck is out bruh. Face was covered in shit and goo and spunk man

Gaz: bruh, that isn't sweggy at all..

by The dick master 34 January 25, 2017

Spunk Bandit

Someone called Gracie with a Nick name of trout

“Your actually a mad spunk bandit”

by Melanie is Ginger April 23, 2020

Spunk Trumpet

Pretty young lady ideal for a blasting with love glue.

I pulled a bird last night, what a little spunk trumpet.

by JP Golf Pro January 14, 2009