scrunczilla

A person or animal that is so cute it causes such extreme emotions from wanting persons at hand to inflict loving pain. Ie a cute dog you want to hug so much it makes its eyeballs explode

My little poochy is a scrunczilla

by Captain scruncs May 18, 2018

Scrunchie

The essential tool for that sloppy toppy, Samsung spin cycle, goose neck gluck gluck 9000 for that special uncooked spaghetti noodle.

Man 1: How was she last night?
Man 2: She forgot her scrunchie...
Man 1: I understand... better luck next time.

by MandLscreation February 1, 2021

scrunchie

a type of hairband that is fluffy and big

look at my new scrunchie isn't it so cute?

by icherishme November 27, 2021

Scrundle Bumpkin

Scrundle Bumpkin (derived from the combination of Scrundle and Bumpkin) - A stupid son of a bitch who doesn’t know their head from their ass until they fart. Then they reach for a toothbrush.

Scrundle Bumpkin - A person who is

exceedingly stupid for no medical reason. Whereby scrundle implies a small amount of anything (particularly weed), and a bumpkin is a basic ass motherfucker.

Scrundle Bumpkin - A stingy ass pot dealer.

Yo, don’t get a sack from Kevin, he’s such a scrundle bumpkin.

Dude was literally trying to put ketchup back into an open packet. I was high as fuck and feeling like Einstein watching this scrundle bumpkin try to repackage condiments.

That scrundle bumpkin has chittiemac so bad they just tripped and fell up the same stair twice.

by The Real Sputnik May 23, 2022

Scrunpbimlancloius

To be absolutely amused at something.

"Yo SaltyDKDan finally DM'd me his discord, we can finally watch Kabuki!"
"That's scrunpbimlancloius!"

by Nopelololol September 13, 2022

scrunkly grimblo

affectionate term of endearment, mostly used to replace “cute” or “adorable”

“aww look at the scrunkly, the scrinkle, the scrunkly grimblo. what a scrunkly little man. that grimblo.” -me

by squid :3 February 9, 2023

Bristle Scrunchie

A bristle scrunchie is the metal the separates a paint brushes bristles and the handle.

Aw man! I got paint all over the bristle scrunchie! It used to be shiny, but now, it’s covered in paint.

by CEO of the SRP May 7, 2021