Sports Bitch

Someone who tries to hard in gym class and is way too full of themselves if they score. They make the rest of the gymclass hate them because they try to hard and need to calm down.

Sports Bitch: Goal number 5 suckaaa WHOOP WHOOP
Gym partner: Dude calm down its gym class

by SPORTSBITCH122 September 28, 2010

sports analyst

Anybody who gets paid a hefty sum to sit on their ass in front of a camera and give their "analyzation" of whatever sport under scrutiny. The analyzation usually consists of their own damn opinion. Most sports analysts in todays age consists of an old player of a particular sport because they either 1) need the money, 2) miss seeing their damn face on the tv screen, or 3) miss getting hot pussy with no effort.

Every mindless fuck could be a sports analyst in today's world.

by atmag06 June 2, 2005

Wii Sports

wii game where you swing the wiimote a lot and it leaves you worn out and sore as hell the next day.

Dude, after boxing on Wii Sports, I was so sore I couldn't get up the next morning!

by Nessykins :D December 12, 2008

Barstool Sports

Barstool sports is a blog based in Boston, MA and is run by Dave Portnoy aka El Pres. The site is designated "For the common man, by the common man" and its posts are influenced by New England sports but are not central to this one theme. For every story that involves the Patriots, there is one that involves cankles. For every update on the Red Sox hot stove, there is an update on the newest teacher sex scandal. El Pres is no stranger to controversy, and when i say controversy i mean ugly girls emailing him about what a pig he is. Everyday on the blog, a local smokeshow is featured. And if you do not know what that is, you obviously were searching for this definition of barstool ("A woman who is sexually penetrated by 3 men at the same time, that is vaginally, anally, orally.") Other dedications inside the blog include but are not limited to, funny videos, guess that ass, reader emails, and basically anything else that is vital for the survival of another workday or school day.

"Dear El Pres,

How can i be just like you?

-Dan Shaughnessy"

-Jealous Bitch: "You should burn in hell you pig, real beauty is on the inside, it is not these girls in skanky outfits you keep posting on your site"
-El Pres: "Is this your way of asking me to be featured in the cankle section of barstool sports?"

-Nick: "Yo steve you read the stool today?"
-Steve: "Yessir chalk up another smokeshow for UNH"

by Nicky Killa Bee B March 25, 2010

scrots n' oats

noun:

A healthy and nutritious meal, preferably eaten as a breakfast, comprised of any kind of flaked or milled oats with a side of juicy scrotum.

Commonly mistaken for scrotmeal, which is the brunch version of scrots n' oats.

"Wow man, your breath smells like shit."
"Yeah dude, I had scrots n' oats for breakfast."

by Jim Rogers II March 11, 2008

How's your belly off for spots?

A Northern English way of saying 'How are you?'; used informally to greet someone with whom the speaker is on familiar terms. A comprehensive answer referring to the belly in question is not required or expected.

'Eh up Eric, how's your belly off for spots?'
'Now then Arthur. Could be worse!'

by gieowermitherin September 23, 2009

Spots

Spoh-tss - where a small amount of marijuana is rolled into a ball and then pushed together between two red hot butter knives or flat spoons, that have been pre heated on a gas cooker or stove top

I had less than a dime bag left so i rolled up some spots, heated up the knives and got cut

by Krome Kai September 17, 2003