Spoilers

Another acronym for the police, used in the same way as 'gavvers', 'feds' etc

Oh look out, here come the spoilers. Let's whistle the Laurel & Hardy tune to annoy them

by lexy February 24, 2009

Spoils

Amazing Song By Protest the Hero from the album Fortress

Lyrics:

Endowed with the art of casting names upon its being
The humans claimed dominion over every living thing

Proud as a purpose they became to walk the earth
As they arraigned the common creatures
Caught within the corpus, cursed, conscious human brain

Every word that’s ever written will fall short of its intent
Even sung or spoke or screamed, they will betray what they have meant

They will betray what they have meant

Language is the heart’s lament
A weak attempt to circumvent the loneliness inherent
In the search for permanence

Like all the future ghosts who scratch their names in wet cement
Demeaning meaning as they shout out at the emptiness

Abstraction is the stake between the anima and animus
Deflesh the word as scourge of human destiny
Behold the world in other people, life is charity

Guy 1: Dude Did your here about PTH's new song Spoils?
Guy 2: Fuck ya dude it made me jizz everywhere!

by XEliteXDominicX August 30, 2009

Spoilerfag

Someone who complains profusely about not wanting to know every minute detail about a book/movie/game prior to reading/watching/playing it themselves.

Man #1: "Hey, did you see Lord of the Rings yet? It-"

Man #2: "HEY! DON'T SPOIL THE MOVIE!!!"

Man #1: "Dude, stop being a spoilerfag."

by LycanVIII June 4, 2010

Spoil

to drink or get drunk.

I think I'll spoil myself tonight.

by Foos Ho Ho January 26, 2011

Spoiler

Internet slang: A unknown fact within a series (generally of a future event) that ruins the tension and mystery for newer fans.

What constitutes a spoiler is often debatable but a good rule for determining one is the "3 of 6 rule". The "six" are Who, What, Where, When, Why, and How. If a comment has atleast three of these six then it can generally be called a spoiler.
One of the only exceptions to the "3 of 6 rule" is "X dies" or "X is dead" as this is still considered a spoiler because the When or How is generally considered irrelevent when it comes to deaths.

"Vader, Luke" >This statement is WHO+WHO and thus doesnt convey a spoiler as no information is being revieled.

"Vader is Luke's Father" >This is WHO+WHO+WHAT, and thus fits the "3 of 6 rule" and is a spoiler.

by BL3K March 6, 2012

Spoiled

usually a girl that has a younger brother, dad as a fisherman, and a mother that spends all of dads hard earned money while hes out fishing. She tends to try and spend all of daddys money on things like vacations to hawaii and sometimes also known as a Tapir.

I sent my dad the email about Hawaii, he replied "not bad" ie. I am spoiled

by Tbagginz March 23, 2010

spoiled kid

being born an angel but then being given anything they want by their rich parents so they turn into little pieces of shit that annoy everybody

spoiled kid: mom i want vbucks
mom: no honey thats wasting money
spoiled kid: i hate you mom
mom: ok then son whatever you say

by thatkidonline December 9, 2019