split, nigga

It is what black people say when they see the po-lice.

Tyrone, quick, put it in yo' pocket. Aw, shit, the po-lice. SPLIT, NIGGA!!

by Cheerio November 18, 2004

split ends

Something only American girls can worry about.

omg i gotz split ends wut em i gunna do im not prtty anuff

by shinector April 24, 2006

Split Lipping

When a man sticks his penis into a girls mouth and proceeds to make a swift, outward movement with his penis into the corner of her lip towards her ear. The objective is to mimic The Joker character in the Batman comic book series.

Bobby: I love asking girls "why so serious?" Then split lipping them during a nice blow job. It's also called giving a girl The Joker!
Troy: Totally! That's my favorite!

by Leona Herman December 17, 2008

split decision

an ass, place where you shit; comes from the hard decision of choosing the right or left cheek

I see your split decision.

by Big Man Mac February 1, 2008

split pea

synonym to male camel toe or frog eyes. A man wearing pants so tight the bag be split in two.

Randy's pants are so tight, he's got split pea.

by habs10 February 12, 2010

split my wig

To make a situation worse for someone who's already screwed up.

"You don't always pass up a chance to split my wig like that." - Will Smith to Carlton Banks (Fresh Prince)

by xoise October 9, 2007

SPLIT BALLS

MALES WHO WEAR THEIR PANTS TOO TIGHT
WHICH APPEARS TO SPLIT THEIR TESTICLES.

THAT COWBOYS PANTS ARE SO TIGHT, HE HAS SPLIT BALLS!

by milkbone2 December 9, 2008