Spider Cock

Something to say in a group chat or group text to spark a conversation when everyone is inactive.

Cinder: Hey... Spider Cock
Lukas: Facts...
Sam: What??
Ethan: What the fuck are you talking about??!
Alex: Aye ayeeeee...

by !Nudda Budda November 3, 2020

spider legs

female pubic hair that is crawling out of a bikini

i was at the beach and saw this hippy chick with a bunch of spider legs crawling

by jeremy April 21, 2004

Spider Pig

from The Simpsons Movie.

brought the lols.

Marge: How did the pig tracks get on the ceiling?!

Homer: spider pig, spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does

by Rustap August 3, 2007

Spider shot

An alternative to an upskirt / annie shot

Have you seen the latest Britney spider shot

by GMC100 January 15, 2007

Spider Pig

the ultimate being...

"spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does"

by ChickenShiz August 3, 2007

Spider Farts

When you smell a smell in your house, but never can find where it's coming from.

"Where's that smell coming from?"
"Spider farts."

by Your Bum April 17, 2014

spider tits

Woman version of spider man who swings and shoots web from her tits

Wow look at that emily go swinging every which way with those spider tits

by fifi1234 January 7, 2016