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sparkles

A fluffy white devil cat who spends her time frolicking through the allyways, eating baby bunnies, gathering poop snarls, and winking at passer by's from her under-the-bed lare. she also tries to kill baby walter in his sleep

ie. one whose owners are constantly plotting her downfall and plan to make her dead carcass into a buildabear one day
usage:
Sparkles just winked at me!

or- Sparkles has poop snarls! Why do you not want to help her! She doesnt have aposable thumbs! She can't make it on her own!

or- Guess what? The neighborhood park board just released a new law that states that pets who stay outside the home after 2 a.m. will be brought to the pound! Do you know what this means?? Sparkles is an allycat!!! She's as good as dead!
by Charlene Gupta August 25, 2006
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Sparked

An excuse for breaking up with a girl you are tired of seeing, where you tell her that there just isn't that chemistry (spark) between the two of you.
Guy 1: "So how are things going with that girl you have been dating for a couple of months?"
Guy 2: "Oh I am done with her, I sparked her a couple of days ago....."
by Kyle Mc May 1, 2006
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Jordin Sparks

American Idol's way of showing they're not racist by allowing an underachieving contestant win their show, only because she is black. Another thing, the lyrics of her songs do NOT fit her appearance whatsoever.
American Idol and record producers think America is going to realistically believe that a girl that looks like her is EVER going to turn down, let alone be with the guy in her "tattoo" video. No one is not buying it, and obviously no one is buying her music because her debut CD peaked at number 10 on the charts and sold a whopping 892,000 CDS. More CD's than I will ever sell. But then again, I didn't "win" American Idol.

Not only does the music industry push her because of her skin color. Her vocal range is as flat as Paris Hilton in the song "No Air."

I'm not gonna lie. I can't stand her as long as the 15 minutes she is around for. I do wish her all the success in the world and I'm totally glad she won American Idol and all, but she just doesn't cut it for me.

Only thing going for her is she is the daughter of an ex-New York Giants player back in their shitty days in the mid-late 90's
Even though I'm not shallow. I know the difference between Carrie Underwood and the 6 foot juggernaut Jordin Sparks telling me I have to take "One Step At a time" to be with her.
by ryu lee October 20, 2008
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Sparks are Flying

When a person has such nerve that their imaginary testicles are so large they are actually dragging on the ground producing sparks.
I cannot believe he did that! He's got some balls! Sparks are flying!!!!
by Freda Peeple January 25, 2012
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sparked up

When you get flamed and are visibly rattled.

The fake action of starting a lighter is used when you see someone get "sparked up".
by coos12098 May 31, 2016
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Sparkster

I like pie a lot.

It taste like bacon.
by Stcb April 16, 2005
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Sparkeling brown wine

A light-hearted reference to Coke or Pepsi when everyone else is ordering wine or other more adult/sophisticated beverages.
"I'll have the sparkeling brown wine."
by m610 December 22, 2006
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