Person 1: Hey you know Joe?
Person 2: Oh yeah, he's a real dick slanger huh?

Person 1: So what are you doing today?
Person 2: Oh you know just out here dick slanging.

Dick Slanger by Captain Dick Slanger January 26, 2011

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Shanger

Also spelled "Shaynger", this word blends the usage of the name Shane and the word anger. Being shangry is one step past anger, often defined as hostility with urge to physically attack.

Kirt: "Can you cover my shift?"

Shane: "Why the hell should I have to do that?"

Kirt: "Don't unleash your Shanger on me"

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I asked Shayne to take my work order, and he got all shangry on me.

Shanger by PalatialGabe November 20, 2010

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Spagett

Possibly the funniest Tim and Eric skit ever. The brown pants and red turtleneck make him the funniest character ever to spook people. He also sells cigarette juice. Just go to YouTube if you want more info.

Man 1: Hey who's that rapist over there?
Spagett: OMG SPAGETT!!!!

Spagett by ruffles64 January 18, 2010

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Skangerglyphics

The term "skangerglyphics" refers to the, usually illiterate, scawlings that litter lamp posts, walls, bus shelters and slow moving old people. Usually in the form of: *insert skanger bítch name here* LUVS *insert skanger bloke name here*, although not always limited to this. They may also note to a time and date a certain individual was at a specific place, or allude to the dubious sexuallity of an individual. The word is an imalgamation of the words Skanger and the word Glyph (A symbol, such as a stylized figure or arrow on a public sign, that imparts information nonverbally.)

Such examples of Skangerglyphics include:
Jacinta luvs Davy!
Maccers wuz 'er!
Boyler is a fag!

Skangerglyphics by Humanji July 30, 2008

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