Friend: Yo can I get a cookie?
Me: I chew, you swallow
Friend: But how am I going to swal-....ugh your mean
Me: I chew, you swallow
Friend: But how am I going to swal-....ugh your mean
by kid_geniusx October 17, 2019
Get the I CHEW, YOU SWALLOW mug.a trained person (perferably a woman) that is an expert in the art of gargling, swallowing and not spiting. usually has at least 5 years invested the the art of swallowing
by BACKYARD PIMP August 29, 2007
Get the swallologist mug.The inevitable, long lasting and sometimes painful erection which occurs after watching the entire "Rocky" saga from beginning to end.
"Dude, I just finished Rocky Balboa and I'm sporting a Stalloner that could make Clubber Lang pity HIMSELF."
by Eric Warfield May 6, 2008
Get the Stalloner mug.Shallon is the sister to soul.
by GOYAPROSE January 15, 2009
Get the shallon mug.Shallow people only care about what you look like. They could give a shit less about you on an emotional level.
::Andy is the new guy in town::
Jake: "I really don't know who Andy is.. He seems cool, but who cares about that. I could care less if he's going through a hard time or not.. He's a good looking cat though and I'm just worried about having a decent looking wingman."
Tony: "Yea, I have no idea if he's doing good right now or not.. Hopefully his image will attract hott chics. Don't you just love being shallow?"
Jake: "Yea, for sure. I also like being a prick to everyone, including my girlfriend"
Jake: "I really don't know who Andy is.. He seems cool, but who cares about that. I could care less if he's going through a hard time or not.. He's a good looking cat though and I'm just worried about having a decent looking wingman."
Tony: "Yea, I have no idea if he's doing good right now or not.. Hopefully his image will attract hott chics. Don't you just love being shallow?"
Jake: "Yea, for sure. I also like being a prick to everyone, including my girlfriend"
by Whoever cares nobody cares like u do October 16, 2007
Get the Shallow mug.Becky would swallow the worm when giving head, as long as it didn't taste bitter. Otherwise she would tell you to aim that shit toward yer' belly.
by Woodlee April 20, 2006
Get the swallow the worm mug.1. Concerned with surface attributes only.
2. One of several adjectives that perfectly describes a yuppie or a soccer mom. See also vulgar, annoying, and arrogant.
2. One of several adjectives that perfectly describes a yuppie or a soccer mom. See also vulgar, annoying, and arrogant.
Macgregor is a shallow soccer mom.
by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005
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