me:*goes to russia*
russians:do you speak russian?
me:no
russians:then what language do you speak?
me: I don't speak russian i speak soviet
russians:how does this make any sense
russians:do you speak russian?
me:no
russians:then what language do you speak?
me: I don't speak russian i speak soviet
russians:how does this make any sense
by ihandlethisidk September 15, 2022
by Lieut November 30, 2021
friend - why the hell you dressed like a russian?
you - because its soviet monday (said in russian accent)
you - because its soviet monday (said in russian accent)
by parsnip02 of youtube September 27, 2010
by -kyfly May 26, 2023
The Soviet City of Seattle is the largest city in Washington state. Filled to the brim with Communists, Socialist, Hippies, Addicts and bum camps. Seattle is a "progressive" city with a governing body who believe that all the citizen's monies are really their money. They tax and fee the residents to death and create a business hostile environment.
Seattleites believe that the world revolve around their filthy city and the pseudo-culture. Recently the city bozos passed a sugar tax, because sugar is unhealthy and then provided funding for safe injection sites so drug users could have a place to use their illegal, but extra healthy meth, heroin and other drugs.
Seattleites believe that the world revolve around their filthy city and the pseudo-culture. Recently the city bozos passed a sugar tax, because sugar is unhealthy and then provided funding for safe injection sites so drug users could have a place to use their illegal, but extra healthy meth, heroin and other drugs.
Seattle used to be kind of cool, until the chode commies took over and destroyed it.
Bum camps are the #1 tourist attraction in The Soviet City of Seattle.
Most hipsters in The Soviet City of Seattle don't know if they have a penis or a vagina. That's what happens when Tommy has 2 daddies.
Bum camps are the #1 tourist attraction in The Soviet City of Seattle.
Most hipsters in The Soviet City of Seattle don't know if they have a penis or a vagina. That's what happens when Tommy has 2 daddies.
by The Dancing Donkey Dick June 03, 2018
When an individual is shot directly in the testicles with a rubber bullet from a 12-gauge shotgun while bent over so that the scrotum is in the outstretched and dangling position.
by Sleazy Beazly February 01, 2021
When an action or objective goes according to plan.Usually said with a Borat impression and followed by high fives (bonus points for added Slavic dance moves).
Ah shit, we managed to dodge all that traffic and make it to the show on time, Soviet Discotheque! *dances in Borat*
by DrK88 July 22, 2024