somalian pirate

A somalian pirate is a very black man who owns many boats and AK47s. He often rapes da victims of piracy. It is usually white women and marines.

"Hey, somalian pirates ahead!"

"Well then we should probably get the fuck outta here"

by ExtremelyWhiteMan October 23, 2014

Somali

Beautiful East Africans who are tall, vary from extremely light - dark skinned. Wavy Hair or Curly Hair. High Superiority Complex and do not group them selves as black,They are sometimes confused as brazilians or west indian. Somali's are of arab/african descent. Somali's are NOT BLACK, they are SOMALI you can argue and say yes they are. but fuck no we are not blacks. we have caucasian and arab features.

by the way NO SUCH THING AS SOMALIAN DUMBFUCKS ITS SOMALI

White girl: What do you think that girl walking by is ?

White girl2: I dont know probably west indian lets go ask her

white girls : hey we couldnt figure out what you were what are you ?

Somali girl : Im Somali

by reer-afgoye May 15, 2009

somalian

They are the greatest people alive. not like those filthy pikeys, we have great jobs. Regarded by other people as 'don'

Person A: am i in heaven?
person B: No your with the somalians

by THEDON123 December 10, 2010

somf

Smile On My Face - a more accurate substitute for the chat abbreviation "lol (Laughing Out Loud). Developed due to the realisation that many uses of "lol" do not coincide with actual "laughing out loud."

ChatUser1: <something mildly funny>
ChatUser2: somf

by JoeThom November 17, 2009

somalian

black person who rides with crews and h8's any1 but their own crew

by steve loka July 12, 2003

SOML

SOML (Shape of my life) - Pronounced ''Sommell''

I feel in the SOML

by Captain Chevron December 13, 2012

SOMF

The act of sitting on your soulmates face (sit.on.my.face) in an effort to relax yourself in a comfortable seated position because your exhausted from all shit you've had to deal with through your current husband(s).

Mary: I'm so tired I can't wait to just sit down.

Vin: Stop by baby gurl and SOMF. I just cleaned up the mess from last night.

by Whiteboyprobz May 17, 2017