Solar Eclipse

When a man readjusts his pants and the highlight of his balls can be seen.

Basically male version of cameltoe.
Oh my God, Jason just readjusted and he has a major solar eclipse
by REAL_Major_Monogram June 01, 2022
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Solar Eclipse

What happens when your mom is on a spacewalk and gets between the Sun and Earth.
Yo momma so fat when she went to space she caused a solar eclipse.
by Sentinel Stark August 18, 2017
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Solar Eclipse

An American teacher in her 50's, as round as a Solar Eclipse.
Dang, that woman is so huge she looks like a Solar Eclipse!
by 84675938957847 November 15, 2016
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Solar Eclipse

A Solar Eclipse happens when yo mama passes between the Sun and the Earth.
Look at that! Isn't the Solar eclipse beautiful?

Oh there she goes!
by nooblegend6927 September 01, 2019
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solar smash

A game where you can destroy Earth and other planets when you’re feeling like you hate the world and all the people that inhabit it
I just got cheated on, I better go play some Solar Smash to make sure I never see him again, peace!
by Just_hate_twowrlds October 09, 2022
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Solar Birthday

Once you LEARN about the definition about the Golden Birthday, the solar birthday is the year after.
Wow I just found out my golden birthday was in 2015 and as I speak it's the year 2019. This means my solar birthday is in the year 2020.
by Yoyomacavaz December 21, 2019
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solar rim job

Exposing your bare ass hole to direct sun light to extract energy for body and soul.
Having worked underground for many years, Chad was keenly aware of the need for sun light to live a healthy life. Chad tried spending more time outdoors and even shaved his head in an attempt to absorb more rays. Turns out the solution was right behind him the whole time. He decided to lay down in his front yard, completely naked, pull his knees back to his ears and aim his shit socket directly at the sun. Chad’s bung pulled in rays like a satellite dish. After only 30 seconds he had more energy than a fat kid chasing an ice cream truck. Chad’s discovery, the “solar rim job” if you will, could just be the free energy solution the world has been waiting for.
by El Conquistador July 02, 2023
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