Burning Snowblower

A sex move where you put a lighter next to your dick, then you jizz through the flame onto your partner's chest.

Dude, I just gave Carla a Burning Snowblower last night. It was awesome, even though I burned the tip of my dick.

by FlexyFlex1441 May 31, 2016

ghetto snowboard

A skateboard deck with the wheels and trucks removed, used as a snowboard.

Can't afford to fork over $400 for a snowboard? Just grab a skateboard deck with no wheels and shred the gnar with your ghetto snowboard, ya cheap bastard.

by Midnight Noon February 28, 2018

Dusty Snowblower

When you're outside enjoying a nice, cold, winter wonderland blowjob, you're about to blow your load and she rears back and closes her eyes to receive her facial, when suddenly she receives the worst white wash of her life and you bury her in the snow (add some dirt). After this, you run back to the car/truck (or house), lock the doors, and blow your load inside (got to finish it out!).

Dude, she was not happy about receiving a Dusty Snowblower the other day, but it brought tremendous joy to my life.

by BRICKLINGUY March 1, 2018

snowboating

The sport of sledging combined with that of kayaking. usually done by students in winter when the rivers are either frozen or too cold to paddle. Involves sliding down a hill in a kayak using your paddle to steer the kayak away from obstacles such as trees and small children

I'm going snowboating in Balloch park this weekend!

by kayaker101 November 30, 2010

snowboobs

When it has snowed recently and then you send a picture of your boobs to your boyfriend.

Oh wow, it just snowed. I better send a photo of my snowboobs to my boyfriend.

by GeraldandGail March 14, 2017

Snowblowing

When a chick gives a blowjob..... to a snowman.

Frosty had one hell of a time last night. That chick was snowblowing him 'till sunrise. Let's just say it wasn't the hat that made him cum alive.

Man: Hey Mr. Snowman, why are you so happy?
Mr. Snowman: Some chick gave me a snowblower last night. It was fuckin' awesome!!!

by bigkahunaburger February 22, 2011

Snowboarders

People who are the most arrogant and obnoxious people on the planet, when they're on the ski slope they think they're all Gods gift to the world.

If you find a ski slope that is not filled with people who think they're better than you because they can snowboard then you have found yourself a place of sheer heaven and happiness.

Snowboarder 1: Hey, Get out my way dick. This is my slope and I own it.

Snowboarder 2: Hey, look at my. I'm the fucking best, i just went down that mountain. I can now climb Mount Everest with my eyes closed.

Snowboarder 3: I'm the best, everyone else is a peasant.

Normal person: What a bunch of dicks. I'll just go golfing instead. Fucking snowboarders.

by Shutupyou. January 17, 2011