A phrase coined by Demetri Martin.. It is used to describe a situation that doesn't work out well, just like shaving a snake. It's just not going to happen.
"You hear Jerry's trying to open that Frozen Yogurt business?"
"Good luck to him.. If you ask me, he's trying to shave a snake."
"Good luck to him.. If you ask me, he's trying to shave a snake."
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"Yeah. Snake bitch is gonna get her ass sued."
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Guy 1: Why has John been violently vomiting in the bathroom for an hour?
Guy 2: Oh, he totally tried a cum snake this morning.
Guy 2: Oh, he totally tried a cum snake this morning.
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Get the cum snake mug.An idiom most often used in the Southern parts of the United States. Often heard when older men or women are searching in a general area, looking for a misplaced object. They search for a good while, only to find that the object was a few feet from them all the time. They pick it up, brush it off, grin and say:
"If it were a snake, it would have bit me."
"If it were a snake, it would have bit me."
This is because in the rural South snakes are a part of life. Everyone has at least one story about the time they were surprised by a rattler or a cottonmouth.
Guy 1: Where are my keys?
Guy 2: They are right in front of you on that table.
Guy 1: If it were a snake, it would have bit me.
Guy 1: Where are my keys?
Guy 2: They are right in front of you on that table.
Guy 1: If it were a snake, it would have bit me.
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In 45’s administration of constantly interchangeable heads, the war nut Mike Pompeo seems to have easily slithered into his role as the U.S. Secretary of Snake.
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