Smoked Sausage

A condition that occurs when an aroused male spoons with a female, and rather than voicing her displeasure verbally she proceeds to fart on the males engorged member as it rests between the cheeks of her ass. The Smoked Sausage usually serves as the final negative rebuttal to an unwanted sexual advance.

Ben's Smoked Sausage stands as the definitive proposition refusal. Never again will he place his engorged cock between the ass cheeks of a peacefully sleeping co-ed

by teh collective January 13, 2010

Smoke Buddy

1. A small device used to eliminate 2nd hand smoke and odor.

2. A friend or person you meet with or hang out with during a session.

"Yo im about to exhale, pass me that smoke buddy."
"I just rang George, he is coming over at 8 for a sesh. We should prob wait, after all he is my smoke buddy"

by Stonesy SDA |||| = O December 27, 2011

smoke that pussy

To absolutely 'destroy' a woman's vagina during sex.

"Hey man, I have this chick coming over tonight, and I plan to absolutely smoke that pussy"

by Spud_Daddy February 18, 2017

Cold Smoke

The delicious & joyful crystalline cloud of powder snow that bathes you in it's glorious chill when you're carving down a deep virgin run in the alpine splendiforousness.

Charty - Unreal conditions my brothers. The chest deep powder caressed my chiseled torso, streamed over my shoulders, & filled my smiling mouth as I assassinated the virgin fluff.

Jacko - I think I saw Jesus in the cold smoke today.

Gmember - Looked like Chuck Norris to me.

by Tiburonian December 21, 2010

colin smoke

a really cool, chill streamer who is probably the nicest dude on twitch.

"whos colin smoke?" "oh, he's that really nice streamer! the really inclusive and friendly one."

by aerrrrr July 27, 2020

smoke one

1.The act of smoking Marijuana.
2.Askin the question to smoke Marijuana.

1.person 1:whats really good?
person 2: chillin! Finna smoke one!

2.person 1:KJ,smoke one wit ya boy?
person 2:That's a bet!

by Kevin Jones January 21, 2005

Smoke Check

To immediately kill/incapacitate an enemy or threat in close proximity with extreme violence of action, usually though a large volume of gun fire. Favorite of US forces to indicate a threat has been neutralized. Originates (obscurely enough) from smoke check spray, which is a carbon monoxide tester for smoke alarms. The same way you’d point and blast the smoke alarm, getting it instantly, is how you’d point and blast an enemy fighter, getting them instantly. In close quarters you’d literally be blasting smoke at them (in addition to projectiles).

“Outlaw 1 Actual, Outlaw 1-3 be advised: enemy RPG team smoke checked, break. Clear to advance to battle pos how copy?”

“Outlaw 1-3 interrogative: were effects on target as effective as spraying a smoke detector with smoke check spray?”

“A-firm Outlaw 1, both smoke and other things were blasted at them which had a very immediate effect.”

by Outlaw1Act June 6, 2018