smooch my cooch

(phrase) - similar to the male "suck my dick", smooch my cooch is slang for no way or fuck off. Also, it can be both a response to a command/request or a useful comeback.

1.) Wow, Kait said that about me? She can smooch my cooch!

2.)Hey Ma, smooch my cooch; i'll do my homework later.

by KTD 4L September 8, 2008

cock smooch

An insult usually used toward men. Implies homosexual activity.

Hey you cock smooch! You stay the hell out of my laundry!

by Chloedog December 13, 2003

Smofo

A smooth mother fucker.

Guy 1 : Did you see that guy get all those chicks last night?

Guy 2 : Yeh what a smofo.

by samuel l samson April 22, 2009

goober smoocher

A person who likes to kiss dicks. Bitch that teases you with thinking your going to get the best damn blow job ever, but she never follows through. Also a funny cut down to call someone you want people to think they kiss dicks.

That Jane sure is a goober smoocher. She is such a cock tease.

by Mr. Dirthole August 6, 2012

skoofy

A word describing something both sketchy and goofy.

That dude's lookin real skoofy right now.

by Long Rod Von Hugendong May 16, 2008

Smolf Boogins

Mythical badass in the game skyrim. He can be found running around killing dragons and yelling at people as he pillages all of the villages. Or stealing goats when hes drunk. Occasionally rides on his horse shadowmere ( a big ass horse that kills shit ).

Chuck Norris. Jesus. God himself. superman. Smolf boogins.

by Dylzans November 13, 2011

Shmoof

A giraffe smacking another giraffe with its head, forcefully.

I totally just saw a giraffe shmoof another giraffe!!!

by saddam hussien II August 28, 2010