bag of smashed assholes

a very ugly person can be described as the following

he looked like a bag of smashed assholes

by Fred Nichols January 2, 2004

can of smashed assholes

somthing thats is especially unpleasant/discusting

I went on the piss hard last night and I feel like a can of smashed assholes

by Joel R June 1, 2005

Edible smashed

The point at which an edible high becomes like a shroom high

Billy was so "edible smashed" that he was freestyling into his cup for the microphone effect.

by Thedude85 October 12, 2021

a barrel full of smashed assholes

This is a piratical reference to booty or plunder. The gold and silver coins looted during raids were minted in the likeness of Kings, Queens, and other nobility and aristocracy. A derogatory reference to the nobility and its wealth, each coin representing the "asshole" who had his picture "smashed" onto the surface.

"Now bend an ear you scurvy dogs and listen close, there's a barrel full of smashed assholes on board yon vessel and we'll be taken all of it 'for nights end, whores and rum for months to come me boys."

by Aug February 16, 2007

Regan Smashed

A state of inebriation, originating from the Mikhail Gorbachev scale of absolute inebriety, as a result of alcoholic consumption. In this case, the consumed volume is excessive. An individual who has found him/herself in this specific state will not know so, nor will that person be able to perform simple voluntary actions such as walking/standing, speaking comprehensively, or in extreme cases (although not uncommon) remaining concious.

Maverick to Rob: "Dude, Jeramiah is so fucking Regan Smashed right now..."

by ReganSmash April 6, 2009

Face like a smashed crab

An ugly ass person with a face only a mother could love, usually used to describe dirty shanky ugly girls, a face so bad that if your dog had a face like a smashed crab, u'd shave its ass and teach it to walk backward

me: holy shit, check out that dirty hoe, I wouldn't touch that bitch with a 40 foot pole
some ramdom walking by: yeah fo sho', that bitch has got a face like a smashed crab.
2nd ramdom walking by: my cat breath smells like cat food

by Nate#13 September 21, 2005

super smashed brothers

playing supersmash bros and taking a shot every loss of life. Super SMASHED bros

praneezy F baby was so smashed playin super smashed brothers he couldnt stand

by pranizzles September 16, 2010