Slosh Noggin

A strong residual hangover after a night of perfect pussies, wet willies, and punching lights. Too much movement out of the safety of one's bed will cause the sensation of Jesus parting the red sea within their dome.

Travis: Still trying to go for a ride?
Caleb: Yeah, hope our hangovers recover in time to hang.
Travis: That's pretty necessary. Don't want slosh noggin on a bike ride.

by kickpushpull July 22, 2016

Sloshpit

A very crude name for a woman's vagina, often used to describe a more unpleasant one

John: "did you take that girl home that you met last night"

Steve: "yeah mate, got her back to mine and took her pants off only to see she had a right fucking nasty sloshpit on her"

by Jampants99 November 28, 2016

Slosh naan

Having sex after eating Indian food

Wanna slosh naans after this chicken tikka masala?

by nannyslammer22 February 19, 2017

sloshy

When your bladder is so full it feels like frozen margaritas being poured into a glass while riding the spinning tea cups.

Dude, stop hitting every bump! My bladder is sloshy!!

by Tydal420 August 13, 2017

sloshjob

When she wakes up in a pile of multiple undefined bodily discharges

Me and my boys have her the I’ll sloshjob last night !

by Joepa28 November 17, 2017

Sloshbuckle

Adjusting one’s belt after a good bowl of ramen.

That tonkatsu broth was amazing. Imma sloshbuckle my way home.

by ChrisMacG September 26, 2019

slowsting

slowly ghosting, strategically over a period of time

Sam: I just realized that we were talking less and less, and now I don't even hear from her anymore.

Pam: Honey, she been slowsting you the whole time. Ya got slowsted!

by platonymous December 8, 2019