slow coach

Person who works, acts or moves slowly.

He is a slow coach, I can't stand working with him. I have to do all the job myself!!!

by Raul_Chaynoo October 3, 2013

Slow as dick

When something is slower then a 80 year old man's dick getting hard.

Yo man, your car is slow as dick.

by Gold 123456789 October 27, 2013

Slow Burner

Someone who it takes some time to realize the amazing-ness of. Someone that you become truly passionate for. Also, anything with this quality.

Kate is a total slow burner. At first I didn't think there was much there, but now, good God!

by Alex Hartley October 24, 2008

slow as whale shit

Something that is moving very very slowly

This person serving us food is moving as slow as whale shit

by Eli Sukol December 5, 2007

slow your roll

1. calm down
2. stop freaking out

Dude, slow your roll.

by Care Bear April 17, 2003

slow as balls

Very slow. Refers to the snail's pace at which the testicles are retracted upward into the groin area when exposed to cool temperatures.

Dangit, this data connection is slow as balls! I wish my iPhone was on Verizon...

by audioman42 May 11, 2010

slow down tubby, you're not on the moon yet

A prase used when an over-weight person is consuming a large ammount of food, because On the moon, we would weigh much less than we do here on earth.

Tommy,a rather over-weight child, is stuffing his face with pie. His Older brother remarks, "Slow down tubby, you're not on the moon yet."

by Maddie McGregor January 10, 2009