sloming

something the government made up to try and trick kids into thinking marijuana is bad. of course actual intelligent people know that if sticking leeches on yourself got you high,happy with yourself and content with the world people would actually do it but of course it doesn't so people smoke pot instead.

dude do you want to slom tonight?
no sloming dumb lets just smoke pot instead.
ok, it's actually fun!

by leo stewart May 9, 2007

Slopless Joe

It's when a person defecates and another person uses there tongue as toilet paper.

Wanna give me a slopless joe?

by Huuuh October 28, 2009

slompa

A slut who is known to hook up with potential gays

That slompa just hooked up with staubo!

by standys January 9, 2012

slomie

A slow homie

'What took you so long slomie?'

by big zunkie March 17, 2010

Slomp

The act of bailing or ditching. To stand someone up. Or even to be incredibly stupid.

"He totally Slomped Me"

by Ashleigh1324 April 10, 2008

Slorlore

Customs, beliefs, stories, and sayings of a slor handed down from generation to generation.

Slorlore dictated that Bree give her boyfriend's dad a blowjob for diaper money.

Llewyln traded STDs like baseball cards for her erudition in Slorlore promulgated that venereal diseases were 'merit badges' to be worn and regarded with pride

by Tony Jackson September 20, 2007

somlo

suck on my left one

go die and somlo

by xba randy July 9, 2010