Slip and Slide

To call a woman by a derogatory name such as cunt or whore, get a head start before she begins to chase you, pause long enough to ejaculate on the floor behind you, causing the bitch to slip and crack her head; often followed by a gang bang ritual

Man, she was all up in my grill, so I dished out a slip and slide and I haven't heard from her since.

by David Seville March 24, 2003

slip jack

a face that looks like it was under a car when the jack slipped

there goes 'slip jack' the ugly barstard

by buckshelford October 19, 2005

slip knot

Slip Knot is a "band" that teenagers listen to so their parents will freak out. Their "music" is in fact soo bad that the band members openly admit they are not musicians. So if your a teenager and you want to punish your parents and feel bad about the world; paint your fingernails black and listen to slip knot.

Slip knot is so god awful that when I hear it I contemplate using a slip knot on myself!

by kainatav February 19, 2007

Slip Slopping

When one is not able to fit their penis completly into a condom their using, thus penetration begins to slip and slop.

When my boyfriend tried to impress me with a magnum condom and didnt fit, his penis was slip slopping all over the place.

by Kinkygal 69 March 30, 2010

Slip-lane Surfer

A driver who has no intention of putting their foot through the accelerator because they are in the slip-lane on the motorway.

Manager: I can't believe you are late for work again Greg!

Greg: You won't believe it boss, I was stuck behind a total slip-lane surfer doing 50 when they should have been doing 100!

by QuestionableSandwich January 27, 2017

Slip Knotted

Becoming so intoxicated off malt liquor and cheap vodka you begin violently hurling and producing a disturbing noise only comparable to a Slipknot song.

Brad: " What is that horrid sound coming from the bathroom?"
Brad's Bro: "Oh that's just Jim, he got Slip Knotted tonight and is letting some demons out."
Brad: "Jim is such an artist."

by GeorgeDubyaTheThird May 21, 2018

Slip n' slide

When a woman become excessively wet from digital (finger) sex your hand becomes lubricated and slips past her vagina upon attempted re-entry.

i went to slide my hand down her pants; it was like a fucking slip n' slide!

by wrist deep June 30, 2008