Pulling out of your male partners ass then ejaculating on their face. You would then use the semen to draw a mustache and beard (white like Santa Claus).
by chris kringle October 4, 2006
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If you see santa claus floating in the toilet then be sure to flush it down so the next person doesn't have to see/look at it.
by Santa licks penis December 28, 2005
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I was banging my first cousin and yelled "Go Dasher and Dancer". Then I yelled...I'm Santa Claus Bitch!!!
by Wave Esther Nails February 2, 2010
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basically you climb on the other person's roof and start stomping on it.
basically you climb on the other person's roof and start stomping on it.
Person 1: Ding dong ditching and forking is for pussies, we should Santa-Claus other peoples houses
Person 2: Hell yeah, I love santa-clausing people!
Person 2: Hell yeah, I love santa-clausing people!
by john johnson 6667 January 22, 2016
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by Mr. Doty November 5, 2008
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Last night I had a threesome and things got kinky, Stephanie found a can of whipped cream and totally Santa claused Amanda.
by Nastynick23 August 26, 2017
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Timmy was unable to sit on Santa's lap in the mall because he suffered from Santa Claustrophobia.
Timmy's mother was unable to make it through Black Friday without a panic attack because she suffered from Santa Claustrophobia.
Timmy's mother was unable to make it through Black Friday without a panic attack because she suffered from Santa Claustrophobia.
by Mothmaker December 5, 2012
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