Sally: So like I went to like the mall yesterday and bought like three or five like useless things.
Mike: Bitch you've got simile tourettes.
Mike: Bitch you've got simile tourettes.
by derpherpherpderp March 28, 2011
Get the simile tourettes mug.Verb; To be a pussy master, or in other terms get any girl regardless of what you look like, or what your occupation is.
Guy #1: Bro, did you see that little nerd simid that chick over at the bar just now?
Guy #2: Yeah man, what a lucky guy.
Guy #2: Yeah man, what a lucky guy.
by igotyourmomontop June 16, 2011
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Someone in the realms of about 5'9" - 6'0". Has a huge love for thunderous death metal and weighs roughly between 250lbs - 500lbs. They also love, and I mean *LOVE* proteins and red meat.
by Bitchtits August 18, 2004
Get the simian mug.Excesive use of the word "Like" in conversation. (Eg. "It was like, so totally like awesome, like ya' know?")
by RobertBeezer May 24, 2010
Get the Simile mug.An idea most likely conceived by Lil Wayne or the Cash/Young Money entourage. See, normal individuals employ the figure of speech by using 'like', 'than' or 'as'. Now Mr. Wayne has stressed that he is not in fact a member of the human race, therefore said rules may not be applicable to him. Nonetheless, a simile without the bridging 'like', 'than', or 'as'..is just a sentence followed by a word. Example: But I keep her running back and forth. Soccer team. This does not make any sense to anyone with a fundamental, basic understanding of English.
a)Tony-Dude, check out my new rhyme!
Steve-Alright man, always willing to support.
Tony-Ok, so I say 'My bitch magnificent-roof of Sistine Chapel. I wanna bite her-green apple.'pauseSo what do you think?
Steve-I think you should go gargle hydrogen peroxide & anti-freeze.
Tony-Was it?..
Steve-Yes, Tony. Yes, that was a similame
b)Sup kid, you get the new Weezy album? I counted 13 similames-1st track. This guys ridiculous-Pee Wee Herman. SHIT. Now I'm doin' it.
Steve-Alright man, always willing to support.
Tony-Ok, so I say 'My bitch magnificent-roof of Sistine Chapel. I wanna bite her-green apple.'pauseSo what do you think?
Steve-I think you should go gargle hydrogen peroxide & anti-freeze.
Tony-Was it?..
Steve-Yes, Tony. Yes, that was a similame
b)Sup kid, you get the new Weezy album? I counted 13 similames-1st track. This guys ridiculous-Pee Wee Herman. SHIT. Now I'm doin' it.
by Mr. Animosity October 27, 2010
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Me: she was coverded in leather and gold
Simisimi: 21 years old, i lost her in the cold
Me: its un fair shes out there
SimiSimi: somewhere,somewhere, somewhere in brooklyn
Me:Shes somewhere,somewhere, somewhere in brooklyn
Song lyrics: somewhere in brooklyn bruno mars
Simisimi: 21 years old, i lost her in the cold
Me: its un fair shes out there
SimiSimi: somewhere,somewhere, somewhere in brooklyn
Me:Shes somewhere,somewhere, somewhere in brooklyn
Song lyrics: somewhere in brooklyn bruno mars
by defintionmaster November 19, 2012
Get the simisimi mug.When someone's face looks so much like his asshole that his intestines don't know which way to pump the shit.
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