Smoke Signals

Cryptic messages from an emotionally detached person that may be too afraid to talk to you or they simply enjoy controlling and manipulating your emotions from afar for fun.

Dear John, If your smoke signals were for me, I hope this message in a bottle finds you closure.

by foolishhh1 January 9, 2013

Signature Watch

A term created by a fella who wore his GOLDEN Cartier and called it "my new signature watch".

a signature watch can mean a lot of things, including but not limited to:
1- a watch you wear when you want to sign a document.

2- a watch you wear when you want to rock your Gucci dad shoes.

3- a watch to wear when you want to watch (no pun intended) your wife get pegged by the AD that gave you the signature watch.

4- a watch to wear when you want to massage your haemorrhoid.

And you can buy your own Signature watch at teddytheO'learydicksucker.com

Guy 1: look at this fella, he kinda looks like Majin Buu.
Guy 2: yeah, I heard he recently bought his GOLDEN Cartier signature watch.
Guy 3: lucky him, I wish I looked like Majin Buu and had my own signature GOLDEN Cartier!!!

by The Casio collector December 2, 2021

Razcar signature

Performed by a Nascar fanatic, when one ejaculates on a woman's chest. There are two variations to the signature; cursive and manuscript. Cursive when the man straddles the babe who is laying down and finishes 89'ing her and blows the load on her chest. Manuscript is when the man is standing and the women is on her knees, holding her tits ready to be covered in jizz. Performing the Razcar signature often produces city wide fame, high fives from your buds, and unchecked curiosity from women.

Brady: "Hey Dustin, what did you do last night?"
Dustin: "Well I had my babeski over and gave her a Razcar signature she'll never forget!"
Brady: "Nice! Cursive or manuscript?"
Dustin: "Manuscript, she didn't even know what was coming at her!"

Tom: "I had this chicks shirt off last night so I whipped out "Mr. Ballpoint Pen" and gave her a creamy Razcar signature."

by Razcar May 17, 2010

Sinaloa cartel

A bunch of spics who take credit for my hard work when I take my beef out on spic cartel and leave a bunch of bodies laying around in Mexico. The cartel doesnt exist and never existed. A bunch of spics made it up to defend their rep as well as try to take advantage of the fact some actual gangbanger has beef with mexico 24-7 and they are pussied out by it that other people might see how weak they are and do the same thing so they try to say it was them 24-7.

Truth is there is no such thing as mexican cartel and the mexican(SPIC) race/species is forsure the weakest out there.

Person1: Fuck Spic Cartel.
Person2: I know fuck that sinaloa cartel bitch ass and new generation piece of shit. wtf does new generation even mean. Is that supposed to be unique or some shit lmao. QUEERS. Fuck mexico LAWL ROFLCOPTER.

by Spic cartel 420 December 6, 2021

ups signature

When ups punches a hole in your box, especially a high ticket item or a box with a fragile sticker.

P1: Oh did you get your new guitar

P2: Yeah but when I got it they left a ups signature

by Niccck June 29, 2020

Mixed Signals

Men or women that contradict themselves via words/action when they are interested in a woman/man and are simply doing it in order to 'test' them as to how far, and how much they will persue.

Mind games!

Jeff: I like you a lot, I want us to be together.

Julie: Um, sorry Jeff... I don't like you like that.

Jeff: WTF bitch!! But you kissed me and sucked my dick?! You're sending mixed signals!

Julie: *blank stare*

by Damnpeople March 16, 2009

signature

When someone writes his/her own name in cursive, usually illegible.

Guy1: Awesome! I got Kristen Stewart's signature!
Guy2: How can you tell? I can't read it.
Guy1: Well, I saw her sign it.

by Skelwor March 16, 2009