Yogurt slinging shroom beast

Your floppy wang. Your meat dangle. Swinging manmeat.

"A fired a fat load from my yogurt slinging shroom beast on that filthy cunt's face."

by bTreezy October 17, 2006

Flapjack Bitch Shroom Party

A Flapjack Bitch Shroom Party is always set in a garage, VERY DANGEROUS, the Flapjack Bitch Shroom Party entails a bitch, first step is to flip a bitch in a 540 degree motion from stomach to back. Then quickly splurge maple syrup, on top of said bitch. (3-5 seconds is precisely the right time to splurge) After the splurging, conclude to shove mushrooms (sorted by size, first start with smallest) into the bitch's mouth. Thirdly, smash the bitches knee caps with a disco ball. After toss the remains of said disco ball over your head and start having sex.

"Dude me and my girl had the Flapjack Bitch Shroom Party done last week. You should try it!"

by IHasNoFriendz December 15, 2018

National shrooms in the park day

Any day is National shooms in the park day if you take shrooms in a park

Jerry: let's go do shrooms in the park man
Tom: why bro

Jerry: because it's national shrooms in the park day

Tom: alright dude let's go

by Emotional Gandhi January 3, 2022

You just got shroomed!

The act of smashing a mushroom on someone's head. You have to sneak up reeeeally careful and sneaky, and then scream "You just got SHROOMED!" As soon as you smoosh the mushroom.

Some one, let's say Bob, sneaks up behind Fagan, and, bringing the mushroom down on Fagan's head, Bob yells "YOU JUST GOT SHROOMED!!!"

by I. Donte Nuo February 25, 2011

rumple shroom skin

Some one who is vertically chanllenged, very short, or petite

That girl is a rumple shroom skin cuz she's so damn short

by kaptin kirk July 7, 2009

Shroom Cheeks

The red flush of the face after consuming shrooms.

Fred: Hey, Arthur, what's up with Theo's cheeks?
Arthur: It's the shroom cheeks, man, you just saw him consume them.
Fred: o ya

by ExTNaz March 20, 2010

Stupid shroom

Just like any other shroom, but the side effects never kick in. often used when yelling at the mushroom.

bill: "Did you find any shrooms last night, dude?"
Smokey: "yeah man, but it was a stupid shroom."
Bill: "WTF?"
Smokey: "defective shroom, DUH"

by monkeys come with Iron December 16, 2008