Sharp as a mop

A person who may not be astute but has a seemingly purposeful presence. The person may be useful but doesn't have an external awareness. A mop serves a purpose but is not a intelligectually significant.

You're sharp as a mop.

by urban-grl June 25, 2016

White Sharpie

Doing a white sharpie is when you get a blow job from a girl and then you draw on her face with your sperm.

Bro, my girlfriend asked for a white sharpie last night, so i drew a dinosaur.

by Rlvers March 27, 2011

scorpo slav union

A shitty fucking discord server that's ran by an egyptian nigger and a mexican as its co-host, because there's no way that nigger could withstand those ooga fuckin boogas alone, amirite?

James : "Hey do you know that discord server called Scorpo Slav Union?"

Matthias : "What, I've never heard of such a place, what's in it?"

James : "Niggers who thinks they're Celtic and American Slavaboos"

Matthias : "Well, nevermind asking!"

Hitler's cocksucker 1 : "Hey #reich-posting is back I wonder where did its founder go"

Hitler's cocksucker 2 : "Yeah it's got revived, and who you are referring to? Eth? "

Hitler's cocksucker 1 : "Yeah, him where did he go"

Hilter's cocksucker 2 : "He's gone, at least he's on a better place right now"

Hitler's cocksucker 1 : "Ah yes, may Hitler and Himmler bless his very pure soul, ameen"

Hitler's cocksucker 2 : "Ameen to that!"

by Durkheimus / Mr.Eth May 20, 2020

Mexicans with Sharpies

The small group of young hispanic ladies who get a little "creative" while applying eyeliner. See picture

Look at the herd of Mexicans with Sharpies coming at us!

by Smelly80222 April 24, 2006

Sharpie Ninja

One who sneaks an attack at the neck with a sharpie.

Though there are many ways to accomplish this a true Ninja will come from behind his target and assassinate him.

Zack must have gone Sharpie Ninja on the entire school because everyone I see has the Mark of the Ninja.

by Luke Loukas May 29, 2008

Sharpshooter

painful technical wrestling move used to finsih opponentts by bret 'hitman' hart in his 20 year career.

'he's locking in the sharpshooter!'

by Hitman fan September 23, 2003

Sharp as Marbles

A way of describing someone as ignorant. Like saying one is not the brightest crayon in the box; One taco short of a Grande Meal; Not the brightest bulb in the socket; Dumber than a box of hair; etc...

What the fuck was I thinkin tellin the cop he was a fat pig AlphaDouche?? Man, I'm as sharp as marbles...

by TreDubDizzle August 3, 2009