a man who is obsessed with himself, and works out at least once a day. he is gorgeous!!! Some say that the "shomi" species are half gay.
"damn look at that sexy hunk working out over there. it looks like he's checking out that guy's ass, but he's also staring at that girl"
"he must be a shomi."
"he must be a shomi."
by shomi's lover May 26, 2008
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by Karl June 8, 2004
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by llkakee September 13, 2009
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"What?"
"Your shitty coffee, its there on the countertop"
"What?"
"Your shitty coffee, its there on the countertop"
by Mike747 October 13, 2009
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shomer, meaning to guard in hebrew, and mars bar, in direct reference to a well known nougaty chocolatey treat combine in this well known phrase as a means of refraining from physical contact with the opposite sex.
whilst its ancient origins are some what unknown today,it is believed that its original roots are based on a scale of sickness.
one mars bar= perfect. its really nice innit?
two=umm feeling a bit sick now
three= i really dont want another mars bar
four= ewww get it away from me
..... etc
upto 23 mars bars= the mars bars gang up and kill you.
it is therefore wholly reasonable to draw a conclusion that one mars bar, that special mars bar is best for all involved.
shomer, meaning to guard in hebrew, and mars bar, in direct reference to a well known nougaty chocolatey treat combine in this well known phrase as a means of refraining from physical contact with the opposite sex.
whilst its ancient origins are some what unknown today,it is believed that its original roots are based on a scale of sickness.
one mars bar= perfect. its really nice innit?
two=umm feeling a bit sick now
three= i really dont want another mars bar
four= ewww get it away from me
..... etc
upto 23 mars bars= the mars bars gang up and kill you.
it is therefore wholly reasonable to draw a conclusion that one mars bar, that special mars bar is best for all involved.
dalia:you just annihilated that clay pigeon,high five shlodawgg!
emily: noooo you cant hes Shomer -ne- Mars Bar.
dalia: oh so sorry.
emily: i just dropped my favourite toothbrush off the side of the empire state building. can i have a hug?
Shleminem: no im Shomer -ne- Mars Bars.
emily: noooo you cant hes Shomer -ne- Mars Bar.
dalia: oh so sorry.
emily: i just dropped my favourite toothbrush off the side of the empire state building. can i have a hug?
Shleminem: no im Shomer -ne- Mars Bars.
by ilovenewyorkcityohhhyessss August 16, 2010
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by atikna June 24, 2010
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