G.Sholly

Very cool - Used to describe how cool a person or thing is without going into too much detail.

Person 1- I just came back from the concert.
Person 2- Oh really? How was it?
Person 1- Yeah, It was totally G.Sholly

by I am Jerry August 18, 2011

Alabama shoelace

When you perform a good lynching

“Did you see that alabama shoelace yesterday”.

“Yeah it was good for those damn negroes”

by farty turds March 4, 2019

Black Shoelace

1. If you were to wear black shoelaces around your wrist or ankle this means you’re anti-gun violence

2. Anti-gun violence/ anti-school shootings

Kids will often wear black shoelaces around there wrist/ankles in a silent protest

by CM2005 March 13, 2019

Texas Shoelace

Flossing your ass with a shoelace in order to clean it.

“Every night John gives himself a Texas shoelace.”

by TexasJohn May 2, 2019

Dirty shallard

A man that loves his fishing and once catching fish, uses said fish to perform oral on himself ! Simultaneously pissing in his own mouth. Es car go shals car go to the bottle o'

Mitch "Oh man last I got a dirty shallard! His piss stunk

by Cassie codeine January 23, 2021

keep your shoelaces untied

november 20. if you have shoelaces just keep them untied. please just do it. please don’t trip tho

dude: dude your shoelaces are untied

other dude: I know it’s cuz it’s keep your shoelaces untied day!

by jae_jae060 November 12, 2019

Have you seen the shoelace video?

A code phrase used by those in the tickle community to find other members. It was originally derived from the Tumblr user code, “I like your shoelaces.” The correct response from someone who is in the tickle community is, “Yeah, the president had what was coming to him.”

Secret Lee: Have you seen the shoelace video?
Secret Ler: Yeah, the president had what was coming to him.
Secret Lee: …holy shit

Secret Ler: Have you seen the shoelace video?
Random Oblivious Bystander: No…? What shoelace video?
Secret Ler: Never mind, I’ll try to remember send it to you later.

by Spontanoose January 15, 2022