Shrimping Out

When an angry white person takes their frustrations out on strangers because they have a small penis, low self esteem, a small mind/narrow world view, problems with the opposite sex of their own making, or some sort of trauma from their daddy not hugging them enough. These people are often young white males who drive Dodge Rams or similar vehicles but they can also be stuck up white women who get agitated that their Starbucks drinks aren't made to their exact specifications.

"Damn, that dude in the Dodge Ram Big Horn edition is really shrimping out by tailgating us so closely"

"What a pussy that dude is for shrimping out and shooting all those classmates just because that girl wouldn't give him the time of day"

"That bitch asked for a three pump, sugar free, non-fat white mocha and I only had two pumps left with no other bottles in the store. She really started shrimping out on me!"

by Freedom111 June 11, 2018

shrimping

insertion of a big toe into orafice of choice

try to shrimp yourself as an ultimate display of flexability

by Dane_Xoth February 28, 2004

shlawping

the sound you make when u bang your nuts on your girls pussy.

last night i banged these nuts on my girls pussy and it started shlawping

by crazy lary May 6, 2008

Shrimping

Right before you peak on LSD and you cannot stop laughing at how little everything makes sense

She's shrimping tf out

by gukkibygucci January 24, 2017

shrimping

To insert a curved finger into one's anus.

Yeah it was great I went all rawdoggin then she went shrimping on my portside.

by CatMan dlx January 30, 2018

shrimping

when 2 gay men put a dead rat in a sperm filled condom and stick it up each others butthole and pull it out with their mouth.

(1)"John Seeley of the Manchester Monarchs is a mad shrimper."
(2)"Dude, Seeley and Kanko shrimped all night long."
(3)"Where's the Wilkes-Barre/Scranton Penguins?" "I dont know, probably shrimping in the locker room."

by ThillyBlake December 28, 2005

Shrimping

To insert ones testicles into a woman's anus, while erect.

Vickie's ass was sore after a long night of shrimping with John.

by The Phantom Poopers January 18, 2009