Shlumgod

Shlumgod is a famous big editor man on Instagram
He’s got swag

“Hey have u heard of that guy shlum god on Instagram”
“Yah he makes dope edit video things it’s super cool”
being defined as shlumgod

by _shlum.god_ April 12, 2019

Shlube

What happens when you mix shit and lube together.

Old shitty granny panties are perfect for some shlube.

by SchoolScooter414 November 15, 2019

shlud

Shlud is when you are cool and stupid at the same time.

Friend 1:”Yo I’m gonna fail this test.”
Friend 2:”Your girl fine though.”
Friend 3:”Your such a shlud.”

by WackGod October 21, 2019

Shluzie

A sexy hoe who is actually a genuine human being who cares for others. She hoes around but has a big heart. She doesn’t listen to anyone’s advice and does her own thing. All the boys want her but she only wants the boys who will treat her badly.

That sexy hoes is such a shluzie bro that’s blazin

by Henryboy5 November 6, 2019

Shlub

Someone who you don’t want around like a fatty nub on the end of your steak

Dude Morgan is such a Shlub he is always licking my dog!

by searchKahootRapByAP$OnSpotify! January 11, 2020

shlurpderp

some guy who wanted to exist

shlurpderp exists

by honkbonk June 4, 2020

shlurpderp

he wants to exist.
we, the honks, shall rise.
and honk people until they notice him and honk with us.

shlurpderp honks

by honkbonk June 4, 2020