shlong

A word that describes my penis: Large, juicy, and scrumptious.

"Wow Will you have a huge shlong", says Diamonts mom.

by Will A Jemil December 28, 2005

shlong slapper

a joke so funny you have to slap in or around your shlongin, similar to a cunt slapper

"that was a real shlong slapper"

by say from mtv news October 28, 2007

shlanga

You use the phrase shlanga when you want to say something inappropriate in an awkward or uncomfortable situation

Would you shlanga (shift) her at the pitch?

by Cupcakes09877 May 17, 2018

shlong

Thing used to bone girls.

I like shlong.
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by Kenithkay May 25, 2008

hulk shlong

a force so great that is in the crotch of hulk, it is so big that if you get the hulk turned on you will get ripped in half

did you see the hulk shlo......, nooo dont say it, it will get you and find you , dont ever say the hulk shlong

by kiiiiiiiii 12 February 4, 2009

shlong shackle

Shlong shackle, or in other words a ''Condom''

I didnt where a shlong shackle last night. The bitch is pregnant

by I DIG CHICKS WITHOUT DICKS. August 10, 2006

Shlongzilla

a GIANT penis. A penis so big that you would double take and that wouldn't be enough to see all of it.

My Shlongzilla is so big, it has stretch marks.
My Shlongzilla is so big, black guys say "wow, that's a big dick!".
My Shlongzilla is so big, sometimes it jerks me off.
My Shlongzilla is so big, if I were a porn star, I could only make movies in widescreen.
My Shlongzilla is so big, I can fuck a volcano
My Shlongzilla is so big, movie theaters now serve popcorn in small, medium, large, and Shlongzilla.
My Shlongzilla is so big, my girlfriend uses it as a body pillow.

by tjuice July 22, 2010