Shlongzilla
a GIANT penis. A penis so big that you would double take and that wouldn't be enough to see all of it.
My Shlongzilla is so big, it has stretch marks.
My Shlongzilla is so big, black guys say "wow, that's a big dick!".
My Shlongzilla is so big, sometimes it jerks me off.
My Shlongzilla is so big, if I were a porn star, I could only make movies in widescreen.
My Shlongzilla is so big, I can fuck a volcano
My Shlongzilla is so big, movie theaters now serve popcorn in small, medium, large, and Shlongzilla.
My Shlongzilla is so big, my girlfriend uses it as a body pillow.
My Shlongzilla is so big, black guys say "wow, that's a big dick!".
My Shlongzilla is so big, sometimes it jerks me off.
My Shlongzilla is so big, if I were a porn star, I could only make movies in widescreen.
My Shlongzilla is so big, I can fuck a volcano
My Shlongzilla is so big, movie theaters now serve popcorn in small, medium, large, and Shlongzilla.
My Shlongzilla is so big, my girlfriend uses it as a body pillow.
Shlongzilla by tjuice July 22, 2010
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