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Not worth a shite

Irish saying. Describes something which is completely useless and valueless. Alternatively, can be used to describe a completely incompetent person. To Irish people, this phrase is used to refer to something which is below even the value of feces. In other words, the worst level of uselessness something can possibly reach.
My lawnmower isn't worth a shite!

Tom: Jesus Christ, how are we after losing 8-0 again?
Joe: Face it Tom, Paddy's not worth a shite in goal. He's as likely to save anything as he is giving up the drink.
by Jotinmick April 18, 2018
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shite trumpet

Someone that talks with the confidence that they are correct about a subject but are in fact total liars and have a developed renown for this. Often the person that is lying is completely unaware that his audience knows that they are lying.
Cole Kuzmici: and oh yeah I once knew this guy that fell asleep on a rope. He was a friend of my dad who is a high ranking official in NATO...
Me: That's nonsense mate, you are a total shite trumpet.

I don't believe anything Kuzmici says. He is a total shite trumpet.
by harrisishere January 16, 2008
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shiterious

"Oh my god dude i think i just won the lottery!"
"Are you shiterious?"
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Group Shiteo Calling

The act of multiple people joining a Skype group video chat while taking a shit.
Brady,Nick and Devon were all group shiteo calling last night and I joined just as the last turd dropped.
by Doctor Moonlight April 30, 2014
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murder a shite

The act of taking a giant glorious shit originates in Ireland "said with an Irish accent"
Hey Patrick where are you going?

Oi! Calm your arse I gotta go murder a shite!
by Tupperware_33 November 22, 2015
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Shiteous

To be so ugly you're considered shiteous. Hideous and shit combined to make an ultimate ugly.
"Oh my gawd, Jo looks so shiteous with that make up."
by Neaty May 5, 2007
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blue shite

Supporter of Everton, normally from North Wales
The Blue Shite will be dancing in the Streets of Rhyl tonight
by Anonymous April 8, 2003
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