shoveling snow in a blizzard

Doing something that is useless

Dude turned in his homework on time but has a 20% in the class, he’s shoveling snow in a blizzard

by Languist January 9, 2024

Silvering

Silvering is when a male molds their genitals around liquid silver and takes the molded structure and has anal self pleasuring with it.

I was "silvering" when I felt dirty and alone

by Hayd1710 April 29, 2024

Shiving

To be an absolute shiv. (past tense: shived, present: to shiv, shining)

Girl 1: Omg how was formal yesterday?
Girl 2: I was absolutely shiving! Not just me we all did!

by TheGoletaPunisher April 30, 2024

sniveling bitches

People afraid of changing hunting policies so that young deer immature dont get exterminated on public land.

How can we continue to be sniveling bitches blasting forkies from the road if FWP does something reasonable?

by Forkyfinder June 5, 2024

Showering among the clowns

When you’re at a party or social gathering where are the people are dorks.

Friend 1: dude all these people at the party are dorks and nerds
Friend 2: yea I know, I feel like I’m showering among the clowns

by Skatrondo February 25, 2024

Spidering

When in the back shot position, the submissive on bottom, reaches in between their legs to tickle the dominant's testicles.

"Anne practiced this spidering while participating in passionate intercourse and Jack rated it a 10/10!"

"Adds some spider fun!"

by SSSbiatch December 3, 2024

Shoveling News

A bad faith news hit-piece, usually about something trivial, such as snow shoveling posture or the color of a suit.

Stems from the New York posts hit-piece on Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s shoveling posture during a severe snowstorm.

“politician wore a tan suit once! What a traitor!”
“ what a bunch of shoveling news.”

by JKwanDo January 28, 2026