Shitlib

Someone who identifies as progressive and parrots meaningless and inconsequential identity politics, but is economically very firmly right wing. Shitlibs believe that the mainstream media is infallible, that large internet corporations shouldn't be subject to any restrictions by the government, that putting issues like labor rights, the cost of living, and healthcare over racism and sexism in terms of priorities is dangerous, that Joe Biden is beneficial to the working classes, and that the American democratic party is a beacon of goodness and morality. If you point out that none of those views are progressive, left wing, or just plain true in any way, shitlibs will tell you that you're a right winger and/or a Russian agent. Shitlibs are essentially exceptionally committed neolibs.

A shitlib is basically a conservative who likes dressing up his/her/their conservative politics with nonsensical liberal-sounding buzzwords.

by RandomAnonymouseUD February 17, 2023

shaking like a shitting dog

When u have a bad case of D.T's from too much booze the night before, are nervous or cold

He was in such a bad way he was shaking like a shitting dog

by bezzr77 September 11, 2007

Shitting On Niggas

An expression used to brandish one's superiority. Most commonly used by young black men.

Rayquan: Nigga you whack!
Jamaal: Nigga you just jealous because I be shitting on niggas!

by Middlebury1 November 30, 2010

are you shitting on my pancakes

that's what i exclaim when i dont believe what i just heard or saw

alexander: wow, that caitlynn girl is pretty pimp tight yo

god: are you shitting on my pancakes?! she's more than pimp tight that girl is straight thug, hoe!

alexander: heck yes!

by ghetto mama April 19, 2005

shitting on my face

To be told a lie or a truth that seems at the time to be unbelievable

No way did that happen, are you shitting on my face?

by Nappies July 20, 2008

shirtless shitting

pretty self explanatory, but the act of shitting shirtless.

"Why's your shirt off?"

"Gotta go do some shirtless shitting"

by akalk May 6, 2008

thanks shitting

To cut a hole in the top of a frozen chicken/turkey before ramming it on to somones head followed by slowly pooring liquid excrement into the hole and allowing them to drown.

I totally did a thanks shitting on my next door neghbour last night!

by james petch June 22, 2010