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Shitting Crikey

Exclamation used by Chris Morris in the brilliant 'Brasseye', while teaching children the perils of using cocaine.
"That man is lying on his back thinking 'Where in shitting crikey is my nose.'"
by Dunk Willbery May 24, 2005
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Cliff Shitting

When you sit on the edge of a bathtub facing out with your ass hanging into the tub and you atke a shit into the bathtub
1, hey dude, check it out, my toilet was clogged this morning, i had to take a Cliff Shit

2, hey, did you hear Cliff Shitting is now an Olympic Sport
by Dpcx Rocks November 20, 2010
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Stunt Shitting

The act of defecating as a performance or art. A highly valued skill, it is necessary to be able to shit on demand, producing interesting shapes, large quantities or to fire huge distances

Famous examples include Walther Beaverwich the trapeez artist who could perform amazing somersaults while firing shit all over the audience

For further examples see Albanian Roulette Albanian Sausage Factory} Hamburg Oil Spill ALbanian baby Shower Haggis Surprise Bulgarian Carpet Bomb and Glaswegian Zeppelin Crash
Guy 1: Dude this gathering is so lame, bail?

Guy 2: Dont fret chum, I am an ace in the art of stunt shitting, and right now i'm cooking up a huge liquid steamer to fire

Guy 1: Man alive this is gonna be awesome, maybe ill even get caught in the spary!!
by Reverend Pope May 21, 2009
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shexting

by gatman January 25, 2015
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shitting dicknipples

1. An image (usually hentai) so disgusting that no conceivable person would ever find it pleasing.

2. An interjection usually used in a context relating to pornography.

Originating from 4chan, most likely on /b/
1. "My god, why would you post shitting dicknipples?"

2. "Shitting dicknipples, that's a huge filesize!"
by Encyclopedia Dramatica April 15, 2007
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Shitting Twinkies

How you feel when you are or were really scared of something, someone or an event.
Man....when those two Pit Bulls chased me, I was shitting twinkies! I thought for sure I was going to get a mauled!
by Bigdog1973 August 14, 2011
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shitting your pants

Believe it or not, shitting your pants is exactly what it sounds like. It's when you shit in your pants. See also suprise shit
"Hey don, how was math class?"
"Mr. Hendricks wouldn't let me use the bathroom so I ended up shitting your pants*."
"... I can get your notes for the rest of the week."
*i wanted to put down shitting my pants, but the UD wouldn't let me
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