No shit Sherlock

when someone states or makes a statement about something that is obvious

''Look that bird is flying'' ''No shit sherlock because birds dont fly .

by aesthetic-as-hell January 19, 2021

annie sherlock

a girls best friend. Always trustful.

Annie Sherlock trusted me.

by Amazingcomplimentswithjoy October 18, 2013

Sherlock

A short Asian boy with limited vocabulary and a banging bowl cut

Person 1: 'Hey sherlock I like your hair today'
Sherlock: 'Kill yourself you fucking cunt' *slowly walks away and gets thundercunted by some fat fucker with a basketball*

by bigcockgingerman November 23, 2023

No shit Sherlock

what people say to each other when someone states something very obvious, sherlock referencing the fictious detective Sherlock Holmes.

1: Jelly-fish live in the ocean.
2: Bruh. NO SHIT SHERLOCK!
1: Thank you, Watson!

by Augustluvs_kpop July 2, 2023

no shit sherlock

if you want to say "obviously" the sarcastic way, use this word.

"did you know we breathe air"
"no shit sherlock"

by someguythatlovesjtoh September 8, 2023

Sherlock Holmes

A sexual position wherein the male partner whilst penetrating from behind notices a brownish spec near the female's anus and, therefore, as in an investigation, procures his magnifying glass to inspect if the brown spec in question is leftover fecal matter or merely an unfortunately placed mole, and upon discovery that it is the former exclaims "oh dear," almost always in a British accent so as to hide the fact that he is disgusted.

Breh, I was Sherlock Holmesing this bitch and realized she had some leakage, but, nstead of just sending her home though, I did some critical thinking and realized a bitch that dirty a) is into anal and b) makes her own lube, so I went ahead and went to brown town.

by Daddy Michael Scot January 22, 2020

Sherlock

A noun turned adjective depicting someone who lacks common sense or someone who mentions the "obvious".
A substitute for "Captain Obvious"
A sarcastic way of calling someone a genius.

Person: Dude, she's a girl!
You: Yeah, no shit Sherlock

by NPixel89 May 22, 2020