Mary Sherlock

Mary is a gorgeous young woman, a true sunshine. The people in her life can bet themselves lucky, for she is picky, but will shower those she cares for with unconditional love and gratitude.

A message for the boys out there: man up, or the memory of her will haunt your thoughts for eternity. This person made out of wonderfulness deserves nothing less than pink, fluffy p*bes. I mean b*obs. Messing with you, I mean happiness.
🪳Is that girl depressed?

🤤Nah, that's just Mary Sherlock, goddess of the sun.

🪳Soo...
🪳Seasonal depression?

🤤Yup.
by Watson4real February 11, 2024
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Sherlock Holmes

A sexual position wherein the male partner whilst penetrating from behind notices a brownish spec near the female's anus and, therefore, as in an investigation, procures his magnifying glass to inspect if the brown spec in question is leftover fecal matter or merely an unfortunately placed mole, and upon discovery that it is the former exclaims "oh dear," almost always in a British accent so as to hide the fact that he is disgusted.
Breh, I was Sherlock Holmesing this bitch and realized she had some leakage, but, nstead of just sending her home though, I did some critical thinking and realized a bitch that dirty a) is into anal and b) makes her own lube, so I went ahead and went to brown town.
by Daddy Michael Scot January 23, 2020
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Sherlock

A short Asian boy with limited vocabulary and a banging bowl cut
Person 1: 'Hey sherlock I like your hair today'
Sherlock: 'Kill yourself you fucking cunt' *slowly walks away and gets thundercunted by some fat fucker with a basketball*
by bigcockgingerman November 23, 2023
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Sherlock

A noun turned adjective depicting someone who lacks common sense or someone who mentions the "obvious".
A substitute for "Captain Obvious"
A sarcastic way of calling someone a genius.
Person: Dude, she's a girl!
You: Yeah, no shit Sherlock
by NPixel89 May 22, 2020
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Sherlock

An idiot who misspells Sherlocke
(Argument online)

A: The sun is yellow, doofus.
B: No shit, Sherlock, it looks like that to us, but it contains all colours or sum shit.
A: LMAO you misspelled Sherlocke.
by AtlanticComputer August 23, 2020
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Sherlocking

When your client/device is having internet issues ,for instance "disconnecting" or even "high ping" and heavy latency. the curse can be lifted through a prayer to the sherlock gods
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pull a sherlock

A reference to Sherlock Holmes, the main character in a series of mysteries by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. The detective often solved cases by noting miniscule evidence. The phrase is often used sarcastically when someone points out the obvious. However, it can also be used seriously when someone solves a mystery.
"Dude, The sky is blue today!"
"Way to pull a Sherlock, man!"


"So i figured out where all my towels were going. I found three in Ashleys' dryer. Apparently she has the same ones."
"Way to pull a Sherlock."
by Choirchick July 20, 2008
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