the shitters

slang for 'police'. often used during high speed car chases or when playing grand theft auto.

see police, cops

"oh shit, its the shitters!"

"running over that pedestrian has attracted the attention of the shitters"

"we'd better split before the shitters get here"

by count December 5, 2003

shattered

to have ones hips broken, tail bone cracked, and pelvis bruised....crushed knock the bottom out of me

last night my boy friend completely shattered me.... girlfriend, rick hit me so hard last night i was shattered for the rest of the weekend. also my friend Rick owns to cats that he shatters regularly..

by rita joan santelli July 14, 2006

shutterstock

where you ban someone out of annoyance or being so basic like a shutterstock pic

random people: aye ban this dude he's being a shutterstock

by 𒐫𒐫𒐫 February 5, 2020

boal shattered

dumbass nigga jackson dropped a boal and shit shattered during among us

person 1: brb, boal shattered
person 2: really nigga

by chink monkey November 3, 2020

shatners bassoon

The part of the brain that contains the musical instrument captain kirk of the USS Enterprise owned in 1967 and used to perform to the crew on Friday nights around stardate 16 400 supplimental. Spock,

Bones and Scotty occassionaly made up the woodwind quartet with their own instruments - The saxaphone, picollo and English horn to the delight of the crew.

Bones (To Spock) : Spock you confounded fool the captain has been flying solo since 8pm on his basoon!
Spock (To Bones) : Facinating..
Scotty (To All) : Come on! We've gotta help him, grab your instruments and meet me on the bridge.
All : (Musical Mayhem)

A la : Shatners Bassoon

by Krikkers Maggo March 2, 2007

shitters

Tits, yo.

Those are some nice shitters on that bitch.

by Artifa February 19, 2003

shitters

being extremely drunk. short from of shit done, alternative to just being done.

"Man i got so shitters last night."

"Yea i saw you man, you were shit done."

by lopsyd September 25, 2009