Shannon

A guy who loves to steal your money and has a lot of acne on his face. He likes to do stupid crap with his friends for attention. Will fall for casual fun with any girl. Shannon's also have a long history of simping even though the term simp was only created in 2020.

Guy: Omg my wallet is missing again
John: it was probably Shannon.

by StuCow September 5, 2020

Shannon

Someone who places a large penis strap on themselves and puts it in the area of a Josh and Matt

I got Shannon'd on shipping.

by Nightfury421 October 3, 2020

Shannon

A person who has big ta tas

That girl is a shannon

by Nuthouser January 2, 2021

shannon

shannon is a friend that is caring and funny. she can make anyone laugh when they are feeling down.

shannon is so funny and my best friend

by maddie2657 February 2, 2021

Shannon

A girl who drinks excessively instead of caring for her own child.

Did you see that girl SHANNON? She traded her baby for a bottle of vodka

by ThatItchyCunt September 1, 2022

Shannon

A bitch who won’t stop talking shit.If you see this,you’re a cunt.

That Shannon sure was a cunt in English

by Michael Jackson’s left nut March 19, 2019

Shannon

Where to start.
Bacically a retarded devil

Not a shannon🤣

by Justsuper1234 August 13, 2019