shampoo and conditioner ran out at the same time

no longer have the will to live

“my shampoo and conditioner ran out at the same time”

“im so sorry, please buy more (buy more means gain the will to live)”

by glyz December 11, 2022

Shampooed

When some ones been living under a rock for their whole life

Omg jess your have you been shampooed

by J2hundred July 14, 2021

Shampoo

When one wakes up after a night of binge drinking and begins drinking again, immediately becoming drunk due to residual inebriation. “Rinse and repeat,” much like the instructions on a shampoo bottle.

“It’s 10am an we just started tailgating. How are you already hammered?”

“I shampooed.”

by HibiscusWatergate June 20, 2021

Shampoo Mode

Tight camera view. Making sure the people in your teleconference or Zoom can only see your head and shoulders.

Jeffrey Toobin should have kept his webcam in Shampoo Mode during that call. And his unit in his pants.

by Dr Night October 21, 2020

mexican shampoo

a shank to the butt in prison

Be careful near Johnny. He gave me a Mexican Shampoo in the showers last week.

by moooomo December 8, 2017

Soggy shampoo

The lube of true smart people

When i jack of i use soggy shampoo

by Not soggyshampoo October 5, 2020

White Shampoo

Typically when a guy nuts on video and posts it on TikTok for everybody to see.

“I can’t find white shampoo on TikTok” I said until my friend shared a video to me.

by Colorado Campfirer June 23, 2025