no longer have the will to live
“my shampoo and conditioner ran out at the same time”
“im so sorry, please buy more (buy more means gain the will to live)”
“im so sorry, please buy more (buy more means gain the will to live)”
by glyz December 11, 2022

Tight camera view. Making sure the people in your teleconference or Zoom can only see your head and shoulders.
Jeffrey Toobin should have kept his webcam in Shampoo Mode during that call. And his unit in his pants.
by Dr Night October 21, 2020

- What did you do last night?
- It was amazing! I brougth this pregnant chick home. I'm pretty sure I'll shampoo the baby sooner than expected.
- It was amazing! I brougth this pregnant chick home. I'm pretty sure I'll shampoo the baby sooner than expected.
by Tcheikovski January 19, 2017

Tight camera view. Making sure the people in your teleconference or Zoom can only see your head and shoulders.
Jeffrey Toobin should have kept his webcam in Shampoo Mode during that call. And his unit in his pants.
by Dr Night October 21, 2020

Herbal Essences is the act of ripping a girl's ass and pouring shampoo down the middle. According to Urban Dictionary, at least.
by bruhthisismyhandle August 28, 2021

by Not soggyshampoo October 5, 2020

by moooomo December 8, 2017
