Seating disorder

Common in restaurants - you can't get out because they're perched on the edge with the seat too far back as a result.

Usually affects women.

"Dude I can't get out, her chair's too far out"
"Yeah, she's got a serious seating disorder."

by Aydin Ali February 2, 2008

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Snexting

Noun. Portmanteau of "next" and "sexting." Present participle of the verb "to snext". The act of sending explicitly sexual text messages to a person directly next to you; sexting with intense proximity.

Guy: Wassup girl, wanna send me some dirty pictures and/or sexually explicit text messages over medium-to-long distance?
Girl: I'd love to, but wouldn't it be better if we snexted instead? I crave your warmth and love a good sext, but my goodies are on lockdown.
Guy: Totes! Snexting is the ultimate compromise!

by Lach-Down August 2, 2010

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Sexping

The act of committing "Skype sex." Popular because unlike phone sex and sexting, you can actual see the person you are sexping.

My boyfriend and I were sexping last night and in the process he broke his webcam. Don't ask.

by nickiminajfan June 16, 2010

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Club Seating

Sitting in a slouched, relaxed manner such that the angle formed by your torso and legs is larger than 90 degrees.

The term originally applied to sitting on bar stools above the rest of the people in undisclosed coffee shop or restaurant.

"Guess what time it is?"
"Wheel of Fortune time?"
"No, club seating."

by clubman1898 February 5, 2008

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Default Settings

A word used by homophobes to imply that being straight is the default of what people should be, the opposite being "custom" which implies that being gay is a choice. Found mostly on TikTok in response to LGBTQ+ related content.

Queer person: "I-"
Comments: "Got them default settings on. Proud to be normal. DEFAULT > CUSTOM. #TRUMP2020. Heaven gang. #ALM.

by Nerd_simulator September 2, 2020

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