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Senor Cardgage (pronounced Snore Cardgage)

An older version of strong bad with a beer gut, a combover, a goatee, and a plastic grocery bag which could contain one of the following: Cold pizza, rotten vegtables, the shattered remains of his former life, or melty candy bars that he eats really noisily while standing to close to you in line.
He refers to men as women, and mumbles strange phrases. He runs a mortgage firm.
"Hi there Belindas"

"Hey, m'am, would you care for a slice of gum"

"Pardon me, m'am, could you help an old wintergreen gather his spectacles?"
by Spamaco Internationall October 10, 2006
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Señor

The word that you use to say to a really good friend of yours.
Todd: Thank so much señor
Bill: No problem buddy
by SauceyBosss March 19, 2019
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Senon

A person of unremitting caliber and potential. He’s creative and artistic. He’s selfish, but selfless towards the right people. He is a treasure-trove of knowledge. He’s nerd at times. Everybody loves his company. Everyone aspires to be in his inner circle. However, he is exclusive.
“You have ever been to that club?”, She asked.

“The entry is as exclusive as Senon is”, The other girl replied.

“Damn. Definitely worth it, then!” , She said.
by The Polar Bear of Atlantic November 23, 2021
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Senor Smoothie

A cheesy middle aged balding man, preferably with the name Pedro or Santino. Slicked back hair and a sharp suit.
Oh my, That bloke is a right senor smoothie.
by HollyandTawny April 29, 2008
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señor rick

A cholo with a small penis. He likes to steal your money..... Because he's a Mexican
by Spanky. December 4, 2014
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Senor Chang

A Senor Chang is a snkey, conniving, manipulative, dirty slut, the worst you'll meet in your life. The will make you believe you believe that you hold a special bond until the fuck you in this with hot cheeto dust as lube. The are often of latino and again decent.
Also a whore that carries much STDS
by Llamas.united September 14, 2017
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senorita stumpy

A girl with short(stumpy) legs who looks or is Mexican, and is a master at giving head.
guy one: "Hey did you hang with senorita stumpy last night?"

guy two: "Yeah dude shes the master of head!"
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