Ass eating season

Ass eating season is right around the same time as firework season, which just so happens to be 365 days of the year

Hey bro, when is ass eating season? 365 days of the year brother

by Ass eater DC69 February 2, 2019

season 3

The goddamn season we've been waiting for for two years and only get three episodes of

That one person: "Just finished watching that BBC show you told me to watch! Can't wait for season 3!"

Everyone else: "That poor soul... I don't think he knows..."

by oneofusoneofus October 23, 2013

Aries Season

Aries Season ranges March 21 to April 19. This is the time that an Aries characteristics are increased, therefore people tend to “seek shelter.”

Pieces season has ended, so now it is Aries Season. Take shelter while you still can.

by bananapants2 March 30, 2018

Capricorn Killing Season

When a Capricorn gets fed up with people in their life who don't meet their expectations they cut ties with them, sometimes without warning.

Its officially Capricorn Killing Season and you all have been erased from my life.

by Nothavingit April 19, 2018

mud season

A term used in northern new england to describe the conditions between winter and spring, when all the snow melts and the ground thaws so every dirt road turns to a truck swallowing pit.

Its mud season! time to go muddin!!

by [e-mail] March 11, 2004

e girl season

e girl season starts on october 1st and ends on november 1st

hey dude, when is e girl season?

oh it’s in october so now i guess :p

by fatboimarkiepoo1 September 30, 2019

Dating Season

The optimum time of year to date (in the U.S.) begins Feb 15 (after Valentine's Day) and ends shortly before Thanksgiving. Starting a relationship close to February 14th can be awkward on Valentine's Day if you're not REALLY into that person (yet). Also, meeting family around Thanksgiving can prove to be more than a relationship can handle. Lastly, if you're playing the field around the holidays, buying multiple gifts for multiple partners can get very expensive. Plus, being multiple places at once is impossible.

Dude, don't get serious with that chick until Dating Season begins. It's too close to Valentine's Day for you to NOT make a big deal of it.

Dating Season is almost over! You better decide now if you're serious about seeing him because you know he's having his family in town over the holidays.

Come on man, Dating Season is almost over. Be with ONE girl or let 'em both go. You can't keep both of them happy if you're going to continue to be "too busy" during the holidays.

I gotta dump him. Dating Season is almost over and there's no way I can afford the girl's weekend in Vegas AND buy him a Christmas present.

by wordsmithologist February 18, 2011