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seal paw

the act of tucking in the thumb prior to engaging in a handshake as a form disrespect.
the boss went to shake my hand to say congratulations on a job well done, as I went in for the hand shake I tucked my thumb in, the boss gripped my hand (seal paw) and gave me a strange look.
by The Gables - Perth October 3, 2010
mugGet the seal pawmug.

sealed walrus

when you take a shit in someone's vagina and take it out wrap it in plastic wrap, put it in your freezer for two whole weeks and then eat it.
"That sealed walrus tasted like chocolate."
by xxxbeyotchhhxxx September 20, 2009
mugGet the sealed walrusmug.

Seal and Peal

1. The act of ejaculating a small bead of jizz between your partners or friends face and pillow as they sleep. When awakened the pillow will slightly adhear to their face, forcing them to peal it off.

2. a way to teach a bitch a lesson while making her think its just her own drool.
Jenny fell asleep early so I laid down a seal and peal.
by Your childs father. February 27, 2010
mugGet the Seal and Pealmug.

squishy seal

A toy
Oh thanks for getting me a squishy seal
mugGet the squishy sealmug.

seal laughing

laughing so hard than no sound comes out, often resulting in wierd noises, clapping like a seal, falling over and stomach aches.
bff1: lol did u watch the latest TBBT?
bff2: yes, and i was getting dirty looks because i was seal laughing every thime sheldon said "Bazinga!"
by FrikkieDeKat April 22, 2011
mugGet the seal laughingmug.

Slippy Seal

you should try and keep away from a slippy seal if you call him gay he will look at you until you give him slime. just he is not very nice to be around so try stay away from it
by Pardoz August 19, 2020
mugGet the Slippy Sealmug.

Circus seal

A female who likes to blow several guys all lined up together, one after another quickly, as if playing a tune on a trumpet.
Ha, that bitch went down on 5 guys like a circus seal, going back and forth between them all!
by Goosey Goose August 6, 2020
mugGet the Circus sealmug.

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