by Jim Inman August 24, 2006
Get the scratch mug.A guy who has a penis that is smaller than average while flaccid, but larger than average while erect.
I thought he had a tiny cock until he got hard. When I saw how big it was then, I realized he was a stretch armstrong.
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by yourdarkerside June 1, 2015
Get the scratch your ass mug.Stretch marks Look likes scars/or veins,
When they first appear they are red and purple and can be engraved indented, stretch marks will fade out with time,
They are Caused from pregnancy/with sudden growth sperts and when repid weight loss Or gain occurs, basically they appear when there is not enough skin, or to much skin, for your weight!
Stretch marks are like scars in the respect that they will never completely disappear,
Things like bio-oil and coco nut oil do help fade them,
The only stretch marks that can be removed are the ones on the stomach, They can be removed with a tummy tuck,
The ones on your breats can be removed with a breast reduction or breast lift/ and on the ones on arms may me amendable, but will leave severe scaring from the operation
When they first appear they are red and purple and can be engraved indented, stretch marks will fade out with time,
They are Caused from pregnancy/with sudden growth sperts and when repid weight loss Or gain occurs, basically they appear when there is not enough skin, or to much skin, for your weight!
Stretch marks are like scars in the respect that they will never completely disappear,
Things like bio-oil and coco nut oil do help fade them,
The only stretch marks that can be removed are the ones on the stomach, They can be removed with a tummy tuck,
The ones on your breats can be removed with a breast reduction or breast lift/ and on the ones on arms may me amendable, but will leave severe scaring from the operation
Stretch marks can appear - On the abdominal/ hips / behind the knees/ on arms/ ass and breats!
Also if you are a normal weight and havent had a sudden change in body shape or anything, see your dr and ask for a blood test to make sure your stretch marks arent appearing because of something to do with your hormons,
Go to the dr now befor you get anymore
To all the women out there Don't worry they do fade!!!
Also if you are a normal weight and havent had a sudden change in body shape or anything, see your dr and ask for a blood test to make sure your stretch marks arent appearing because of something to do with your hormons,
Go to the dr now befor you get anymore
To all the women out there Don't worry they do fade!!!
by Dr May 5, 2004
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Get the Tis but a scratch mug.trashed. wasted. sloshed. toasted. fucked-up. done.
as in, the person is literally scratched off "the list"; they are no longer all there.
as in, the person is literally scratched off "the list"; they are no longer all there.
(girl passed out on the couch)
guy 1: "how much did that chick have to drink?"
guy 2: "she's been on that absolut all night... she's fucking scratched out dude."
guy 1: "how much did that chick have to drink?"
guy 2: "she's been on that absolut all night... she's fucking scratched out dude."
by gynosphinx March 10, 2009
Get the scratched out mug.That guy who wants to sit around scratching his ass all day instead of doing anything to help himself or others, and still expects the world to supply his every need or desire. He has no legitimate disabilities but would rather live in his parents' basement instead of even trying to look for a job.
I think the term ass scratcher was coined on The Family Guy, but I'm too much of an ass scratcher to confirm that.
by Tom Donilon da bank lobbyist August 12, 2011
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