sideways screwdriver

When you stick your penis in their ass and and they turn vertically so that your dick is being twisted and then pull out as a screwdriver would then insert the penis into their mouth to screw back in the screw.

Wow Mary really got that sideways screwdriver when he put it in her mouth twice eh?

by Uncle.playboi November 9, 2017

Serendipodipity

When you're listening to your Ipod on shuffle and two different versions of the same song play consecutively.

Whoa, I just heard NIN's 'Hurt' and then Johnny Cash's version right in a row, that's serendipodipity!

by Discostew April 20, 2005

drive-by screwdrivering

The act of throwing a screwdriver from a moving vehicle at a pedestrian along the road in an attempt to injure. Upon impact, promptly point and laugh, and then speed off.

On the way to the mailbox the other day, a car sped past and Luke felt a sudden pain in his leg. He looked down to find a screwdriver at his feet. It appears that Luke had been the unfortunate victim of a drive-by screwdrivering.

by luke lickin his dads nuts November 15, 2006

screendump

The act of using the shift/control+"Print Screen" option on the keyboard, (for instance to copy a picture which has been locked and is not copy-and-pasteable), then dumping it into a program like Photoshop for editing.

I had to screendump the images on my assignment because they were copyrighted.

by erratika June 18, 2004

1 Man 1 Screwdriver

A gross and cringeworthy video that no one should watch!

Dude, don't watch 1 Man 1 Screwdriver.

by Daehyun September 17, 2016

serendipitous

Taking a massive shit

Damn, I just went into the bathroom and took one gigantic serendipitous.

by Surprise Snek May 30, 2021

scred

(v.) Account a bill or expense in your group's tab, so one person pays for it and the others are left in debt, possibly using the Scred software.

Pronounced like the word 'credit'.

Let's not make this difficult, I'll scred the lunch bill

by Setok March 17, 2009