primal screech

what someone does when they’re getting kidnapped/assaulted.

A: “lalalalalala we’re having a jolly not stinkle wonkle walk”
B: “for sure man!”
Woman: primal screech
A: “oh my god! i don’t believe me ears…”
B: “it’s the Primal Screech! go help her!
They save her
Woman: “omg thank u for saving me”
A and B: “it’s all thanks to the Primal Screech ™.

by iamusingthisusername September 30, 2023

Kansas ass scratcher

When a human takes a sun dryed cob of corn and wipes fecal matter and other things that cause itching from it's anus.

Last night i ran out if toilet paper and had to use a Kansas ass scratcher to remove the shit.

by Everythingzen March 12, 2015

Figure of Screech

Like a figure of speech but used improperly or just wrong. Based on "Saved by the Bell" character, Samuel 'Screech' Powers, portrayed by actor Dustin Diamond. Sayings created by the spaz of the group that are so bad they are memorable and become common phrases.

figure of Screech: Jessie: How can we without hurting his feelings?

Screech: Why don't we just wave a skunk in front of him?

Screech: You know, Screech, for once you have a good idea?

and
Screech: Oh, a bully dumped me down the garbage chute. Someday I'm gonna get even with that girl.

and
Screech: If you want beautiful scenery, baby, wait 'til you see me in a wet T-shirt.

and
Screech: Who're you calling a cantaloupe, you melon head?

by AnimalMother969 April 25, 2015

mouth booty scratcher

when u suck a girls pussy were it starts to stop itching

god damn my pussy itches wanna mouth booty scratcher my pussy

by lilyousef December 17, 2020

Jack the scratcher

Jack the scratcher is an incrdibly famous tiktoker that rose to fame in 2020 by uploading multiple scratch tiktoks. With his most recent responding to a famous controversy. The controversy was around who jack the scratchers real identity was. @eljaye asked if jack the scratchers name was jack fish to which jack responded by saying no.

Eljaye: Are you jack fish?
JackTheScratcher: Hello my name is jack the scratcher unfortunately, no, im not jack fish

by DylC March 25, 2023

Jack the scratcher

Jack the scratcher is an incrdibly famous tiktoker that rose to fame in 2020 by uploading multiple scratch tiktoks. With his most recent responding to a famous controversy. The controversy was around who jack the scratchers real identity was. @eljaye asked if jack the scratchers name was jack fish to which jack responded by saying no.

Eljaye: Aare you jack the scratcher
Jack the scratcher: Hello everyone welcome, my name is jack the scratcher unfortunately, no, im not jack the scratcher

by DylC March 25, 2023

scrotum scratcher

An electronic device used to scratch itchy scrotum

"My scrotum itches, hand me that scrotum scratcher will you."

by Lee Titone December 18, 2003