Scrambling 

Not performing well in a particular task, getting beaten easily, very poorly done, struggling.

E.g. someone does something poorly: You're scrambling

Scrambling by SS-man December 25, 2007

scrambler

A drug runner; A drug courier; especially from DelMarVa area of the East Coast

Scrambler comes here once a month to provide us with llello

scrambler by Conrad July 26, 2003

scrabblegasm 

Any sentence, fragment or single word (real or not) that is needlessly loquacious, bombastically magniloquent, or just generally verbose for the sole purpose of scoring big points in some pretend game of Scrabble.

Also the act of enjoying (too much) the partaking of, creating or perpetuating the of such a phrase.

Larry: "please exculpate me whence I soliloquize"
Joanne: "omg scrabblegasm!"

scrabblegasm by oizys September 10, 2008

Scambles

Mix of scam and shambles

The fact that chewing gum is now 60p in tesco is a scambles

Scambles by Fredrico fromage April 3, 2022

Scrambled Dick 

Start your morning by tossing raw eggs into your underwear and moving your penis in a circular motion as if actually whisking. Use mixture to cook scrambled eggs or an omelet as you would. Possibilities are Endless!

Person A: Yo bro I made my girl some scrambled dick for breakfast this morning.
Person B: Great way to start off your day!

Scrambled Dick by KidsWearStripes August 29, 2016

cincinnati scrambler 

When you put your fingers in someone's ass and then put them in their mouth.

He loved how much she moaned with pleasure when he gave her a Cincinnati scrambler

cincinnati scrambler by Nickityalan April 8, 2016

Sunnyside Scrambled 

Form of frying an egg, where one cracks the egg into a cool pan and heats the pan while circulating the egg around the pan till it sets, eventually the yolk splits and spreads. The egg gets scrambled in the pan, hands free and never needs to be flipped.

Waitress: how would you like your eggs?
Customer: I prefer them sunnyside scrambled.
Waitress: I’ve never heard of that.
Customer:it’s an invention that FunkJr85 came up with and posted about on urban dictionary in an attempt to bring his awesome idea to light.
Waitress: oh that’s very kewl, funkjr85 seems like a really groovy cat.

Customer: Yeah you should check it out, there’s a complete description of the cooking style. It’s def cool!

Sunnyside Scrambled by Funkjr85 May 19, 2019